President Obama Weighs in on American Idol Feud

President Barack Obama called into the Michael Yo radio show this weekend to comment on the Mariah Carey vs. Nicki Minaj feud on American Idol, saying, "I think both outstanding artists are going to be able to make sure that they're moving forward and not going backwards."...um, I guess I can see the importance...20 million American watch American Idol, and 20 million Americans are still waiting for the President to create jobs!

First Lady Michelle Obama and Ann Romney's Debate Outfits

By the looks of this picture....Both Obamas had an off night!

Speaking of Jay-Z

The hip-hop mogul is applauding President Obama for breaking new ground and helping bring progress in the gay-rights movement. Jay-Z says, "What people do in their own homes is their business, and you can choose to love whoever you love."...Well said, from the man who runs a company named, Roc a FELLA!

Prseident Obama Takes a Bold Stance

President Barack Obama announced Wednesday, that he supports gay marriage, becoming the 1st American president in history to do so... great because as long as gay rights are illegal, most marriages will be a union between a woman...and a closeted gay man!

Fox News Twitter Hacked

Fox News has come under fire after one of its Twitter pages, FoxNewspolitics, falsely reported that President Barack Obama had been shot and killed in an Iowa restaurant....They should probably change their password from "Ihatemuslims123"

Sarah Palin Thanks George Bush for Bin Laden's Death

During a recent fundraising event, Sarah Palin had a few things to say regarding Osama Bin Laden's death, including thanking President George Bush, "Yesterday was a testament to the military’s dedication in relentlessly hunting down an enemy through many years of war. We thank President Bush for having made the right calls to set up this victory."...I see she has a lot in common with that last baby she gave birth to!

Osama Bin Laden Dead

President Obama announced Sunday night that US forces killed 9/11 mastermind Osama bin Laden during a raid yesterday inside Pakistan. The president said he had approved the secret mission on Friday after months of intelligence gathering. US Navy Seals carried out the mission, shooting bin Laden in the head...."Here's my birth certificate AND Bin Laden's skull. We cool now?" -Obama

Obama Reveals Birth Certificate

White House released copies of President Barack Obama's original long-form birth certificate Wednesday, seeking to put an end to persistent rumors that he was not born in the United States. Donald Trump, the main force behind the doubt, responded with this statement, "I would need to see it, to tell if it is a fake."....I believe that's the same response President Obama had regarding Trump's hair!

Sarah Palin Mocks Obama's SOTU Speech

In discussing President Barack Obama’s State of the Union (SOTU) on Fox News, Sarah Palin had this to say, "His theme last night in the State of the Union was the “WTF,” you know, “Winning the Future.” And I thought, “OK, that acronym, spot on.” There were a lot of “WTF” moments throughout that speech.".....Something tells me a woman who attended 5 colleges in 6 years doesnt know how to spell WTF!

A Shirtless President Who Doesn't Make You Want To Vomit

President Obama, his wife and daughter Sasha visited the Florida panhandle this past weekend in an effort to show Americans that the Gulf is still a great place to go on vacation. The shirtless President's message is, "It's safe, come on down!"....Hey, Mr. President, you might want to stay away from phrases like "come on down" or "going down" while being shirtless, because you will attract the wrong kind of stimulation to the Gulf's economy!

Unbeweaveable

Black folks are up in arms over an interview Chris Rock did overseas, where he called out Michelle Obama for wearing a hair weave....oh boy, something tells me this will be George W. Bush's fault too!

Obama Goes in on Jay

Not only is President Obama accomplishing a lot during his presidency, but he also pokes fun at Jay Leno, now that makes him the man!

Yay For Gay

President Obama took another step towards equal America on Thursday, when he mandated that hospitals allow visitation to the partners of gay men and women....and they thought eavesdropping was a problem before, after the other family in the hospital room pulled the curtains closed...oh you just wait!

Year In Review

This is my favorite time of year, reviewing the events that intrigued us in the past year. It's also my first Year in Review, so bare with me, as I take this opportunity to come across as a "real" journalist, by sticking with the absolute facts in reviewing the year in pop culture news. Here goes....

Sound of the Year- Boom Boom Pow, the hit heard round the world!


Worst Parents of the Year- Forcing your kid to lie about balloon activity, then watching him blow chunks on national TV while you continue an interview!


Biggest Maury Povich Moment- Asians can be gangsta' too...Jon Gosselin lifting money from his kid's bank account to spend on his new girlfriend!


Worst Advice From Your Agent- Paula Abdul thinking she could play hard ball with American Idol...Straight Up now tell me, how does it feel to make the dumbest career move of all time?


Best Celebrity Impersonation- Chris Brown and Rihanna took Ike and Tina Turner to the next level...I've never seen such a dead on interpretation!



Biggest Shocker- Kanye West hasn't had a turrets moment in the last 3 months!



Biggest TV Program- Michael Jackson news coverage...reruns, on demand, PBS, whatever outlet was showing it, the world was glued!


Best Hairstyle- Now, this was hard, so I declared a tie...I couldn't decide between the alien or the spaceship!


Biggest Word- Unfriend, may have made it into the New Oxford American Dictionary, but there's nothing like hearing the word "teabagger" come out of the mouths of legitimate newscasters. I brace myself for a set of balls lowering onto Larry King's face each time!


Biggest Waste of Time- Tiger Woods leaving a voicemail for his mistress, Jamiee Grubbs, to hurry up and erase her name from her voicemail.... Did he not realize he had to call 16 other hoes!


Proudest Moment of the Year....In the all white state of Massachusetts, black Harvard professor, Henry Louis Gates Jr., had only been arrested once... Talk about beating the odds!


Most Anticipated News Story For 2010- After banging more than 16 freaks without condoms...forget steroid testing, Tiger Woods HIV results are what I'm waiting for!



The Absolute Biggest Moment of 2009- Having a President who not only knows how to spell and achieve a Nobel Peace Prize....but he can also pronounce it!



That's What She Said!

I AM Racist...

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It's Your War Now!

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Looking GQ

GQ has revealed their annual Men of the Year covers! Let me see if I can take a stab at why each one was picked...


Hangover stars....I totally get it, funniest movie this year!

Tom Brady....you've been getting your ass kicked in football, so it must be because you're banging Gisele Bundchen, or you're as pretty as her?

Clint Eastwood....you're older than Jesus, but you still look cool?

Chris Pine...they needed someone to be the "who the hell is he" guy?

and Barack Obama.....he now has an award that he actually deserves?

Hula Hoopin' It

Another accomplishment from the Obama's....man they are racking up. Michelle Obama rocked the hula hoop 144 times...now if that's not Nobel Peace Prize worthy, I don't know what is!

Obama Appoints Another Latino

Emilio Estefan, music producer and husband of Gloria Estefan, was appointed by President Obama to be on the Commission to Study the Potential Creation of a National Museum of the American Latino Culture....it's starting to look like next year's Puerto Rican Day Parade will be held at The White House!

You Again...Again?

Guess who was on television again last night?... Damn, if President Barack Obama was in health care meetings as much as he's on TV, I would already have my free flu shot!