Bastard Sexually Assaults Someone's Grandma

Surveillance footage captured an image of a young man dragging an 85-year-old woman down a NYC street by her neck. Later forcing her to perform oral sex on him....That's absolutely disgusting, but probably the best blow job ever, since I'm assuming she didn't have any teeth!

The Super Bowl Sets Records

For the second year in a row, the Super Bowl has set a record for television viewing, becoming the most watched program ever, with an estimated 111 million people watching the Green Bay Packers outlast the Pittsburgh Steelers....No wonder Ben Roethlisberger didn't perform well, he's not used to having that many people bare witness to him putting pressure in the middle!

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The stuff that news directors decide to put on TV is hilarious....I..um...oh boy, just watch!

Roman The Rapist May Walk

Roman Polanski's rape victim, Samantha Geimer, requested that the rape case be halted. It's being reported that the actor drugged and anally raped a 13 year old, he later settled the case with her for about half a million with a condition that she pay back the money if she testifies against him......and clearly she used the money to curb her Burger King cravings!

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Robert Clyde Rodriguez, of San Lorenzo Valley, was recently charged with sexually abusing a horse, after he was seen fleeing the scene of the crime naked from the waist down....I sure hope he used a condom. Is it wrong for me to ask if rape kits for horses exist?

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Police in Ohio say that, Samson Ojo, was at a theater watching “Did You Hear About The Morgans” before he followed a 21-year-old woman out the movie to ask for her number. When she refused, he dragged her into an empty theater and raped her, then returned to finish the movie with his wife and kid....I wonder how that conversation with his wife went...."Hey baby, I'll be right back, I'm going to get some extra cheese on my nacho?"