Robert Downey Jr. Son Arrested for Drug Possession

Robert Downey Jr.'s son, Indio, was arrested for cocaine possession in West Hollywood Sunday afternoon....uh oh, if history repeats itself, that kid's going to be a wonderful actor one day!

Aaron Carter: "Michael Jackson Gave Me Cocaine"

Aaron Carter has claimed that Michael Jackson once offered him alcohol and cocaine when he was 15. Carter also says, "I did things with him that nobody else did."....In other words, MJ did not molest him!

Charlie Sheen's Las Vegas Bender

Charlie Sheen, whose well-documented past includes problems with cocaine and booze, had an "epic bender" in Las Vegas last weekend, that included three porn stars. After recovering, Sheen reportedly caught a 9am flight back to L.A. to make it to a 10am call time for 'Two and a Half Men' Monday....In related news, Charlie Sheen will receive a Lifetime Achievement Award this weekend!

Paris Hilton Busted With Drugs

Paris Hilton was arrested for posession of cocaine. In other shocking news...Catholic Priests have sex with children, and Kirstie Alley is fat!

Kat Stacks Films Soulja Boy's Cocaine

Hip Hop whore...I mean groupie, Kat Stacks, filmed herself in the Intercontinental Hotel in Atlanta, Georgia, in the room of the 20 year old millionaire rap star, Soulja Boy. In the video she points out how horrible Soulja boy was in bed, as well as how bad of a cocaine habit he has....This will teach him for messing with the rap industry's sloppy 100ths!

Pickin' Boogers

Lindsay Lohan doesn't disappoint, giving us another gem of a picture....digging for boogers, or booger sugar! I bet anything she put that on a mirror and re-snorted!

Stunning

Lindsay Lohan, who is still on probation from her 2007 DUI arrest, has been ordered by the judge to appear in court today for her progress report....She's definitely making progress, if she's up for a part in the remake of "Night Of The Living Dead." Seriously, would someone get this chick a mirror...excuse me, would someone get this chick a mirror that doesn't have cocaine lines on it?

Drug Possession Now LEGAL in Mexico

Mexico Officials have announced that the use and/or possession of small amounts of drugs, including marijuana, would be "decriminalized" in Mexico......Wow! Now that's how you apologize for the swine flu epidemic!

Shocking

Commercial pitchman Billy Mays' autopsy has been released, and cocaine is said to be the cause of death....No, really? his energy seemed so natural! They might want to drug test Oxiclean, that stuff works a little too well!