Bruce Jenner Involved in Deadly Crash

Bruce Jenner is safe and recovering after surviving a horrific car crash that has left one person dead, The incident occurred in Malibu, California this morning...gosh, women drivers!

Clay Aiken in Heated Debate for Congressional Seat

Former American Idol contestant, Clay Aiken, is running for Congress. In a recent debate against Republican Renee Ellmers, Aiken said he's against sending men and women to fight ISIS...I'm betting he just wants to send women, and keep the men to himself!

Kourtney Kardashian Pregnant AGAIN

Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant again. The reality star, with boyfriend Scott Disick will welcome baby #3 in December...doing her job of keeping some white people in the family!

Simon Cowell Impregnated Friend's Wife

Us Weekly magazine is reporting that 'X-Factor' judge, Simon Cowell is expecting a baby with his friend's wife...wow, Ryan Seacrest is pregnant!

Cray Cray is Getting PAID

Kenya Moore is returning for a second season on the Bravo hit 'Real Housewives of Atlanta' with a huge pay day...Miss "Gone With the Wind Fabulous" done twirled herself into a $600,000 check!

Today Show Skips 9/11 Coverage for Kardashian Mom

NBC Today Show made an executive decision to air an interview with Kris Jenner talking about her breast implants, instead of honoring the victims of the 9/11 terrorist attacks. The move has caused many to boycott the struggling morning show....the terrorists have officially won!

Jessica Simpson is Ready for Heels

Yesterday, Jessica Simpson tweeted, "I can't wait for the day I can walk in heels again!"...if ever a pair of flats could say "ditto" this would be the time!

Unfair Reality TV Question on SAT

A Scholastic Aptitude Test (SAT) question asking test-takers to write an essay about reality television programs has generated a wave of protest by students who say they don't watch the programs, prompting statements like, "I don't watch TV at all so it was hard for me. I have no interest in reality TV shows," another poster said."....Yeah, well that's how most of us felt regarding those Christopher Columbus and Great Britain questions!

MTV Loses Advertisers

MTV's racy new reality show Skins, which critics say "borders on child pornography,” is also losing money, as some big time advertisers are pulling out of the show....I've seen the show, and the advertisers are the only ones pulling out!

Dangerous Stunt Goes Horribly Wrong

On German TV's Wetten Dass, a stunt goes terribly wrong when a contestant who bets he can jump over a moving car lands on his face. It was a dumb stunt and an epic face plant....No wonder they lost the war!

Jessica Simpson New American Idol Judge?

According to the celebrity gossip rags, Jessica Simpson is in negotiations to become the newest judge on American Idol. It's being reported that Jessica has met with the producers several times, and they really like her.....Last season they added Ellen Degeneres, who doesn't know anything about music, and now Jessica, who doesn't know....well, ANYTHING!

Good Enough Diploma

Fantasia Barrino received her honorary high school diploma at Andrews High School in North Carolina over the weekend....Well, at least the public school systems are consistent in their treatment of celebrities and common folk ....They give both groups diplomas regardless if they can read or write!

Growing Apart

A source close to the couple known as Speidi, says the couple's goals are changing, and Heidi Montag maybe moving in a separate direction....Let's just hope her face moves with her!

Skeevy Wax

Khloe Kardashian revealed that on the upcoming season of "Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami", her sister Kourtney gave her a bikini wax. Kourtney says she offered to do the bikini wax for her sister since she used to do it all the time for girls in college....wait a minute now, this is unbelievable news.....a Kardashian went to college?!?!