Robin Roberts Comes Out of the Closet

Good Morning America host and Cancer survivor, Robin Roberts, announced she's been in a gay relationship for 10 yrs...somewhere Michael Douglas is saying "see, I told ya"

Tamar Braxton's Pregnancy

Yesterday on 'Good Morning America', Tamar Braxton announced her pregnancy by pointing at her belly, and saying, "love on top"...after seeing her obese husband Vince, you realize that's the only way she can have sex with him!

Tamar Braxton is pregnant

Tamar Braxton appeared on 'Good Morning America' this morning, and announced that she is pregnant...now she and her husband Vincent Herbert can both discuss their growing bellies together!

'Good Morning America' Breaks 'Today' Winning Streak

"Good Morning America" has finally put an end to the sixteen-year winning streak at "Today." It beat the rival NBC News program by 13,000 viewers last week, according to Nielsen numbers...I'm certain GMA's victory had less to do with winning viewers, and more to do with 13,000 Today Show fans falling asleep while watching Ann Curry!

Nicki Minaj Nipple Pops Out On GMA

Move over Janet Jackson, there's a new nipple in town.....and it looks like it's coming from a member of Twisted Sister!

An Angry Chris Brown Smashes Window On GMA Set

Chris Brown proved today, that anger management only works when you're happy. The singer whose new CD, F.A.M.E dropped today, lost his temper on Good Morning America, after host Robin Roberts asked a series of Rihanna questions. Witnesses say Brown used a chair to smash a window in his dressing room, then ripped off his shirt and left the building, blowing off a final performance he was schedule to do for the ABC website.....Damn dude, just because you look like Wesley Snipes in Demolition Man, doesn't mean you have to act like him!

Octomom Wants More Kids

Nadya Suleman, who already has 14 kids, tells Good Morning America that she wants to have more children someday...wow, she is really taking that famous Hispanic stereotype of "14 in a car, 20 in an apartment" literally!

Comeback?

Like many of you, I too was waiting for the big Whitney Houston comeback concert on Good Morning America yesterday, and all I have to say is, Whitney may not be on crack anymore, but anyone who thought that was singing yesterday.....is on crack!

I was floored by the pop star's performance, as she sounded like she had the "H1N1" virus, then she had the nerve to blame her lack of skills on a previously recorded interview with Oprah Winfrey....hmmm, I can't wait to see what happened in that interview, that made her sound like she has emphysema. Hell, I've barked out better sounds with strep throat. I rate the start to Whitney's comeback, 2"crack pipes" down. Don't comeback honey....GO BACK! "That's What She Said"

Steve Harvey Lands a Gig

Due to the success of his book, Act Like A Lady, Think Like A Man, comedian Steve Harvey, will be joining the crew of Good Morning America, as a reporter on family and relationship issues.....Interesting, Steve Harvey and his now wife have 6 marriages between them. I'm guessing his advice is "if at first you don't succeed, try try try try try try again!"

Beauty Sleep

Next month, Whitney Houston will be performing on Good Morning America, but it will be a pre-taped performance, because the diva refuse to wake up early....Hey, you can't expect a crackhead to give up drugs and sleep, it's called 12 Steps for a reason!