Tough Upbringing

Andre Agassi recently sat down with Katie Couric, where he revealed his father Mike Agassi's, obsession with the tennis star succeeding. Among other things, Mike taped ping pong rackets to little toddler Andre’s hands, called Andre a fag when he loss a match, and coerced Andre into taking speed before a tournament.....Wow, just when I thought there was no possible way for Joe Jackson to ever win Father of the Year!

You're Not The Father

Life & Style magazine interviewed a source (Joe Jackson...who are they kidding), who revealed that Michael Jackson sustained severe damage to his groin area in his youth, that lead to Michael having sperm count trouble, which is another reason given to why MJ's kids aren't biologically his.....At this rate, I wouldn't be surprised if Bubbles was the father!

Jackson 5...Is Now Jackson 8

With the idea of the Jackson 5 going on tour, the one issue that always turn family members against each other came up...MONEY! It's being reported that the rest of the siblings are pretty pissed that younger sister, and proposed lead singer for the group, Janet Jackson, will make 4 times as much money as the rest....Uh Oh, fake noses are going to start flying!

The tour pay scale (per show) is specifically broken out as follows:
Janet Jackson — $4 million
Jermaine Jackson — $1.5 million
Jackie Jackson — $1.5 million
Randy Jackson — $1.5 million
Marlon Jackson — $1.5 million
Tito Jackson — $1.5 million
La Toya Jackson — $500,000
Rebbie Jackson — $250,000....that's all she's getting paid for Centipede?

Where's the Gag Order Already?

in a recent interview with TV One, Joe Jackson admits that Omer Bhatti, the young man who sat in the front row of MJ's memorial service was indeed Michael Jackson's son....So, Billie Jean was his damn lover!

Joe Jackson's Hungry

I have a question to ask, but I don't know how to ask it. Well, here goes....What? How? When?...Who should tell the woman in red that she's had enough Popeyes?

Liar Liar

In an interview with Larry King, Joe Jackson claimed he never ever beat Michael Jackson as a child....Obviously, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, because Michael Jackson claimed he never ever had plastic surgery!