Red Sox Pitcher Divorces Cancer-Stricken Wife

Boston Red Sox pitcher John Lackey has filed for divorce from his wife, Krista, who is in the middle of a battling breast cancer. Krista underwent a mastectomy and ongoing chemo treatments as early as March.....Well, he is a star after all, so he can't possibly have a wife without boobs!

Another Cheater

Boston Red Sox slugger David Ortiz, nickname "Big Papi," is the latest MLB player to be named as a steroid user...Well, if he's using steroids, we know what's NOT the reason for his nickname Big Papi. Ortiz told the media he couldn't comment until he found out exactly what drug he tested positive for......Ok, go home, check your medicine cabinet, and get back to us!