Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony Split

When one high profiled Hollywood couple gets divorced, another Hollywood couple that no one cares about gets married!

Nick and Vanessa's Wedding Special

Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo have just announced that their upcoming summer nuptials will be televised in a special on Lifetime...I'm 98 degress sure I won't be watching!

Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo's Holiday Wedding Plans

Yesterday, on The Rachael Ray Show, Nick Lachey mentioned that he and fiance' Vanessa Minnillo, will be in Tuscany for New Years and may get married there....This just in...Jessica Simpson will get married on Christmas Eve!

Nick and Vanessa Are Engaged

The National Enquirer is reporting that Nick Lachey and and long time girlfriend, Vanessa Minnilo are engaged to be married. This will mark Lachey's second time down the aisle....if you can recall, he was previously married to a f*cking idiot!

Dream Man

Jessica Simpson was recently quoted as saying, "I just want a normal man! That's it! I think I've said I've wanted to date a chef"...she could have fooled me, I thought she was dating TWO chefs!

Out With Friends

Jessica Simpson was photo'd after leaving an organic restaurant with friends Tuesday night....I wonder if she ordered the stuff breast!

Sweet Crush

Jessica Simpson is said to be crushing hard on Smashing Pumpkins' front man Billy Corgan. The twosome connected at a mutual friend's party last month and were very flirty with one another....Here we go again, another guy that will make her cry, when he dumps her after smashing her pumpkin!

Holy Coyote

Taylor Mitchell, a singer/songwriter from Toronto was attacked and killed by coyotes. The young girl was hiking on a trail in Cape Breton Highlands National Park this week, when she was confronted by two coyotes....I bet Jessica Simpson's dumb ass is trying to have those coyotes detained for questioning in the disappearance of her damn dog!