Bruce Jenner Involved in Deadly Crash

Bruce Jenner is safe and recovering after surviving a horrific car crash that has left one person dead, The incident occurred in Malibu, California this morning...gosh, women drivers!

DJ Mister Cee Resigns After Revealing Taste for Male Prostitutes

Hot 97’s DJ Mister Cee abruptly resigned Wednesday after an Internet video appeared to show the deejay soliciting sex from Bimbo Winehouse, a popular male video-blogger. The DJ has recently been arrested multiple times for soliciting male prostitutes...I think it's appropriate to change his name from "The Finisher" to "The Finishim"

Mattel Introduces Drag Queen Barbie

Creators of the famous plastic doll known as Barbie, is now aiming to inspire male fans through the first ever 'drag queen' Barbie. The Drag Queen Barbie was model after New York-based fashion designer Phillipe Blond, who is a cross-dresser himself....give Mattel an inch and they'll take 6 inches to stick on a Barbie!

Concrete Jungle Butt

Oneal Ron Morris, was arrested Friday after Miami investigators determined that the transgender, posing as a doctor, injected a young woman in her buttocks with cement and "Fix a Flat."

In related news, AAA roadside service memberships just jumped 100% among Nicki Minaj fans!

Chaz Bono Booted From DWTS

Chaz Bono was eliminated from "Dancing With the Stars" last night, and he had this to say to his critics, "I wanted to show America a different kind of man."....You succeeded, you showed us that men can not only be big pussies, but also have one!

GLADD is Mad at SNL

GLAAD is petitioning NBC and the producers of Saturday Night Live for airing a mock commercial, poking fun at estrogen replacement therapy. GLADD says, "Its unacceptable to dehumanize transgender people by turning their lives into a punch line."....Hmmm, men who want to live as women...yeah, I'm lost on who exactly is at fault for the punchlines!

Don't Call Me Tranny

MTV issued an apology after GLAAD spoke out about the use of the word "Tranny" during last week's Jersey Shore reunion special. GLAAD had this to say "It was one of the most blatantly transphobic scenes aired anywhere on television in the last few years."....It's getting "regodamdiculous" to not be able to shorten the word transgender when referring to a hot mess freak show.

NFL Player Facing Rape Suit

Former NFL Cardinals star, Eric Green, who plays the Defensive Back position, has been slapped with a lawsuit claiming that the player sodomized a transgender person, according to the New York Daily News....unfortunately, one of these people were not skilled at being a "defensive back"!

Wendy's Staying

Fox's The Wendy Williams Show has been renewed through the 2011-12 season. Congratulations to Wendy and the LGBT community. I see your fight for gay rights is paying off...a transvestite with a successful talk show is a damn good start!

Eddie's New Chick

The usually reclusive Eddie Murphy was seen out with a mysterious blonde in L.A, but if we know Eddie, her name is probably Amanda....yup, that's A-man-Duh!

High School Production

In the awful clip below, talk show host Wendy Williams attempts to communicate with a guest via Skype....which leaves me to ask the question: Why don't the producers spend less time tucking Wendy's penis, and more time rehearsing the show?