Khloe Kardashian and French Montana Are "On a Break"

Us Weekly magazine is reporting that Khloe Kardashian and French Montana are on a break. The reality star says her rapper boyfriend is too "needy"....yeah, he be needy some press!

Reason for George Clooney and Stacy Keibler's Split Revealed

Us Weekly is reporting that prior to their recent breakup, George Clooney and Stacy Keibler hadn't had sex for months, which lead the pair to end their 2 year relationship...considering she was a beard, I'm guessing it was 24 months!

Kanye West M.I.A When it Comes to Pregnant Kim

Us Weekly is reporting that since the time of Kim Kardashian's public pregnancy announcement, Kanye West has only spent 18 days with the pregnant reality star...she thinks that black man isn't around now, wait until the baby shows up!

Halle Berry is Pregnant

Oscar-winning actress Halle Berry, 46, is pregnant with her second child, and her first with fiance Olivier Martinez....clearly, she wanted to know how it feels to be a mother and grandmother at the same time!

Marc Anthony's New Girlfriend

Marc Anthony was photographed with his new 21-year-old girlfriend, as they visited Disneyland with his 5-year-old twins....I hope he was able to take advantage of that 3 kids discount package!

Kevin Federline's Brother Claims "I Am the True Father" of Britney Spears' Son

According to Radar Online, Kevin Federline's brother, Christopher Federline filed court papers claiming Britney Spears had stolen his credit card, made fun of his manhood, and threatened to go public with the fact that he is the real father of Spears' oldest son, Sean Preston....welp, she IS from a red state!

Jessica Simpson Pregnant Again

Jessica Simpson is pregnant again, just 7 months after having her first child...Weight Watchers forgot to give her the "birds and bees" talk along with that 4 million dollar check to lose her baby weight!

Adele Gives Birth

US Weekly is reporting that singer Adele gave birth to a baby boy Friday night. This is the 38 year singer's first child with boyfriend Simon Konecki....Oh, she was pregnant?!

Beyonce is Pregnant

Us Weekly Magazine is reporting that pop sensation Beyonce Knowles is expecting her first child with rapper husband Jay Z. The Grammy Award-winning artist is said to be in her first trimester of pregnancy, which reportedly came as something of a surprise.....Wow, a baby with Jay Z? I have 2 words, BABY CAMEL!

Justin Timberlake Says NO to Facebook

Justin Timberlake had this to say in a recent US Weekly interview, "I don't have time to sit and look at pictures of my friends."....You mean that's NOT his page? I thought we were friends Justin?

Jon Gosselin's Normal

Jon Gosselin recently sat down with US Weekly Magazine, where he discussed his new girlfriend, Ellen Ross, he said, "I'm relieved my new girlfriend thinks I'm Normal."....hmmmm, eight kids, and no job? Clearly, her last boyfriend's name was Pookie, if she thinks that's normal!

Mariah Carey's Preggers

UsWeekly magazine has confirmed that Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are expecting a baby. An insider claims that Cannon spilled the beans over the weekend in Malibu.....ahhh, well that explains about 8lbs 12oz, but there's still a good 300lbs unaccounted for?

You're Fired!

Marissa Jaret Winokur has been fired from host of Oxygen's Dance Your Ass Off, she's being replaced with Mel B. US Weekly reports that Marissa was fired from the gig due to her size, as she was constantly asked to lose weight....I guess it's kinda hard to "dance your ass off" when you're steady eating your ass off!

Where There's Smoke...

Us Weekly is confirming that Tiger Woods has indeed been having an affair, but not with Rachel Uchitel, as previously reported, but with Jaimee Grubbs, a 21 year old cocktail waitress. Jaimee claims she's been having a long-term affair with Woods, and has a voicemail, photos, and over 300 texts to prove it....Dude, Hell hath no fury like a wife with a few 9 irons in the house!