New York Yankees Lose Robinson Cano

The Seattle Mariners hijacked All-Star second baseman Robinson Cano from New York Yankees for $240 million...damn, if only Cano ran to first base the way he ran towards the Mariners' money!

Alex Rodriguez's Revolving Door of Hookers

A-Rod is one of the MLB greatest power hitters of all time, but a new book claims he was the king of triple play at his ritzy Manhattan home, with a revolving door of high priced hookers....and I was sitting here thinking A-Rod wasn't knocking it out of the park!

A-Rod to Have Surgery

The New York Yankees confirmed Monday that Alex "A-Rod" Rodriguez will have surgery on his left hip, an injury that will cause him to miss the start of the 2013 MLB Season....that's not bad, based on his stats last season he sat out the start, middle, and end of the season!

Detroit Tigers Sweep New York Yankees

The Detroit Tigers are headed to the World Series after an 8-1 win against the New York Yankees, finishing in a four game sweep. This marks Detroit Tigers second ACLS pennant in seven years...shame on the Yankees for not buying those mutha#@%&#* in the 9th inning to keep their playoff hopes alive!

Derek Jeter's Chicks Get Swag Not Shame

According to the New York Post, the New York Yankees captain sends his one-night stands away with gift baskets and autographed balls....Just in case you didn't have enough of them in your mouth the night before!