Lena Dunham On Stage With Taylor Swift

On Monday night, Lena Dunham admitted she felt chubby after being on stage with Taylor Swift and her model friends at at the Film Society of Lincoln Center, ...bitch, you're chubby standing by yourself!

Jessica Simpson Releases Baby Pictures

People magazine released the first pictures of Jessica Simpson and fiancé Eric Johnson's daughter, Maxwell Drew, yesterday...that baby is truly a blessing, because her fat ass head is the one accessory that makes Jessica Simpson look smaller!

Tamar Braxton's BIG Scare

Tamar Braxton, who became the stand out star of the "Braxton Family Values" reality show, by coining ".com phrases" had to rush her music producer husband, Vincent Herbert to the hospital last weekend. Vincent was treated for a pulmonary embolism, because he was having trouble breathing......Hmmm, he should try loosing weight.com, because he looks like he wakes up eating KrispyKreme.org!

Chris Christie Isn't Running For President

The team of New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie has announced that he will not run for president...I bet if someone explains to him that "run" doesn't mean cardio exercse, he'll change his mind!

Oprah and Rosie Have Their OWN Rift

An insider at the OWN network explains that Oprah Winfrey and Rosie O'Donnell aren't seeing eye to eye on the tone of Rosie's new show. The direction of the show is just one of many things the ladies are at odds about....You think they're fighting now, wait until food start to come up missing!

Oprah's House Hunting

Oprah Winfrey is reportedly on the market for a house in a very expensive zip code in New Jersey. The daytime queen, was spotted touring a $68 million English-manor-style mansion in Alpine. The 30,000-square-foot home includes, 19-bedrooms and 12-bathrooms....Now, I know what you're thinking, "Does she need that many rooms?"...Yes she does, Twinkies take up a lot of space!

Elle Accused of Retouching Gabourey Sidibe's Skin Color

Gabourey Sidibe is one of four celebrities to appear on separate covers of Elle Magazine's October 25th anniversary issue. However, the magazine is drawing criticism for digitally retouching Sidibe's photo to make her skin look several shades lighter.....I'm not sure why they chose to lighten her skin, when there are close to 500 other things on her body to lighten up!

Worst Week Ever

The Oprah Winfrey Show recently hit its lowest ratings of all time, garnering a 2.9 rating. It's the first time in the show's 24 years that Oprah's ratings have dipped so low.....if only she can get the scale to do the same!

Jessica Simpson Preggers?

OK! Magazine is reporting that Jessica Simpson is pregnant, due to the bloat of her belly, seen in this picture....well hell, have they seen this-----> picture!

Jack Has a Crush

According to many reports, Jack Nicholson asked Jessica Simpson out on a date. He reportedly invited Simpson to have dinner with him at his Beverly Hills home. However, Jessica has declined the offer....awww, seems like they would have a lot to talk about, diet secrets, finding the perfect swim suit, and the best way to eat pork!

Jessica Talks Numbers

Jessica Simpson recently spoke with OK Magazine about her upcoming birthday, "I feel old in a lot of ways, I'm pushing 30"....no honey, let me stop you there...you're pushing 300!

The Shocking Truth

Howard Stern has managed to outrage everyone by speaking the truth. The Sirius jock had these words for "Precious" star, Gabourey Sidibe, "There's the most enormous, fat black chick I've ever seen. She is enormous. Everyone's pretending she's apart of show business and she's never going to be in another movie.".......Come on people, you know the only reason she showed up to the Oscars, is because she thought it was the same company that makes hot dogs!

Fat Weapon

An obese woman who killed her boyfriend by sitting on him will NOT serve any time behind bars. Mia Landingham pleaded guilty to involuntary manslaughter and was sentenced to three years probation and 100 hours of community service....OK, and we thought our country already had a problem with obesity!

Oprah's Leaving

Oprah will announce today that she has decided to end her talk show in 2011....I must say, I'm deathly afraid to see what that body will look like when it has all day to eat!

Sore Knees

This is a "twitpic" of Jessica Simpson....and the moral to this story is, adding 200 extra pounds of fat to the body, can be hazardous to the knees!

Mooooo

I hear Wendy's is looking for a new spokesperson....might as well get someone who actually uses the product!

Tweet of the Week

Comedienne Monique, decided to dedicate her Twitter status to dissing singer, Keri Hilson....


PhatGirlMonique says:
"I like that Keri Wilson girl.
She remind me of a fake ciara im just saying.
I no damn well that skinny bird looking bitch didnt.
Keri wilson fucked up Beyonce is My girl.
How that bitch gon hate on beyonce Ms. Wilson get it together.
Wilson, Hilson hell i dont give a damn.
Let me stop 4 a bitch write a song about me. then imma have to give that bitch a 2 piece then a bump all my big girls no what im talking bout"....

Chalaire says:...After all those chicken references, I hope her fat ass was able to find her way to a KFC!

Joe Jackson's Hungry

I have a question to ask, but I don't know how to ask it. Well, here goes....What? How? When?...Who should tell the woman in red that she's had enough Popeyes?