Chris Brown Makes Another "Great" Choice, Dresses as Terrorist For Holloween

Chris Brown decided to be a Taliban fighter for Halloween, fully equipped with a string of fake bullets across his chest. Brown was attending West Hollywood's biggest Hollywood party at Greystone Manor, hosted by Rihanna....in all fairness, this is a better choice than going as himself!

Osama Bin Laden Loved Soda

There are multiple news reports stating both Coke and Pepsi were found in Osama Bin Laden’s compound....Wow, the world’s biggest terrorist and he still found the time to conduct a taste test!

Sarah Palin Thanks George Bush for Bin Laden's Death

During a recent fundraising event, Sarah Palin had a few things to say regarding Osama Bin Laden's death, including thanking President George Bush, "Yesterday was a testament to the military’s dedication in relentlessly hunting down an enemy through many years of war. We thank President Bush for having made the right calls to set up this victory."...I see she has a lot in common with that last baby she gave birth to!

Osama Bin Laden Dead

President Obama announced Sunday night that US forces killed 9/11 mastermind Osama bin Laden during a raid yesterday inside Pakistan. The president said he had approved the secret mission on Friday after months of intelligence gathering. US Navy Seals carried out the mission, shooting bin Laden in the head...."Here's my birth certificate AND Bin Laden's skull. We cool now?" -Obama

Let's Get Em'

If we want to find Osama Bin Laden, give him Whitney Houston. According to Sudanese novelist Kola Boof, even though Osama Bin Laden frowns on music, he's obsessed with Whitney Houston. Unfortunately, it sounds like the two are already working together...with that bomb he planted in her throat!