Lindsay Lohan Bailed Out

Lindsay Lohan was quickly bailed out of jail Friday night; just hours after she was sentenced to 120 days in jail and 480 hours of community service for stealing a necklace that you can find at any street fair...An actress with a better variety of mug shots than headshots!

Lindsay Lohan in Talks to Star in Gotti Mob Film

Troubled starlet Lindsay Lohan is on the verge of signing her first big movie contract following her publicized drug problems. The "Mean Girls" star is in talks to play John Gotti's 48 year old daughter Victoria, in the upcoming biopic about the mobster's life...This could be a major comeback for Lindsay, if she can just pull off playing a younger woman!

Lindsay Lohan Cry Broke

According to Lindsay Lohan's latest probation report the starlet is broke and powerless in rehab. Lohan says, "I cannot afford to continue to pay for the treatment program and I need to work. My clothing line is falling apart.".......Waah Waah, or with those lips...Quack Quack!

Lindsay Threatens Her Dad

Lindsay Lohan sent a threatening cease and desist letter to her father in order for him to stop selling her stuff.....Unlike the drug dealers who will never receive cease and desist letters for selling her stuff!

She's Baaaack Bitches

Lindsay Lohan was released from her rehab/jail sentence yesterday afternoon. The actress is home free.....Well, this is great news for our country's unemployment rate, drug dealers are back to work!

Loser Lindsay Sentenced to Jail Time

Judge Marsha N. Revel sentenced, Lindsay Lohan to 90 days of jail time, after the "has been" actress violated the terms of her probation in a drunk driving case, by failing to attend alcohol education classes....Well, at least she’ll be alive for 3 more months....Maybe!

Lindsay Leaves L.A.

Lindsay Lohan and her sister Ali were spotted at LAX on Thursday while boarding a flight to escape Los Angeles to NYC for some peace and quiet to help her image...hmmm, somehow I'm thinking that won't help, as there's still cocaine in NYC!

In Debt

Lindsay Lohan is rumored to have $600,000 in credit card debt and is facing legal action, if she fails to address her financial problems soon....There's no way she's throwing her credit cards away, right? Seriously, what would she use to cut up her coke?

What a Mess

This photo was snapped of Lindsay Lohan leaving a friend's house recently....you have to be higher than a f*ckin kite, when you don't even notice that the "8" ball has fallen on your feet!

Lindsay Bites it

Lindsay Lohan seen here falling harder than her career!

Tweet Of The Week

Lindsay Lohan shot back at her dad through my favorite PR firm, Twitter, after he leaked voicemail recordings of the former talented actress having an emotional break down.

Lindsay says:
"My father's such a loser & those recordings are from years ago. To release personal things is foul enough, but to edit them. I used to think that he needed the book for dummies on learning how to be a father. Haha- he's needs the book for dummies on HOW TO BE A MAN. Thank you to my fans for all of your support I luv you all so much! And I'm lucky to have great family & friends THAT ARE in my life & are positive influences! So much going on in the world, let's focus on putting our energy into the RIGHT things … Love you all."

Chalaire says:
Damn, this is worst than the Al Gore vs. George Bush election...I just can't decide which idiot is less of an idiot than the other!