Jessica Simpson in a MooMoo

Pregnant Jessica Simpson was a bridesmaid at the wedding of her assistant, Lauren Zelman on Saturday. This just in... the color green is filing for bankruptcy, there's none left!

Jessica Simpson's Not Worried About Losing Weight for Wedding

Jessica Simpson and fiancé Eric Johnson have finally set a wedding date, but Jessica says she's not trying to drop any weight by that time....I sure hope their wedding planner canceled the tradition of picking up the bride, and jumping over a broom!

Nick and Vanessa Are Engaged

The National Enquirer is reporting that Nick Lachey and and long time girlfriend, Vanessa Minnilo are engaged to be married. This will mark Lachey's second time down the aisle....if you can recall, he was previously married to a f*cking idiot!

Sore Knees

This is a "twitpic" of Jessica Simpson....and the moral to this story is, adding 200 extra pounds of fat to the body, can be hazardous to the knees!