Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Divorcing

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are getting divorced after five years of marriage...Geez, does anyone believe in true "act like I'm not gay" love anymore?!

Katie Holmes Explains Suri's Penis Gummies

Katie Holmes stopped by the Ellen DeGeneres Show to promote The Kennedys, when she was asked about daughter Suri's taste in candy. Katie explained, "Recently, I took [Suri] to get ice cream in New York at this place called Serendipity that we go to all the time. It's for kids. The clientele is children. We go in and we are waiting for a table and she grabs some P-e-n-i-s gummies. She was holding the box and I was like 'OK, wow we don't need that right now.' Because I thought if I said 'Put that back,' and then she's going to say, 'What is this?' And I really didn't want to have that conversation."...Suri's very intuitive, she was buying them for daddy!

Kardashians Bring in the Kash

According to The Hollywood Reporter, the Kardashian, America's hottest reality TV family, earned $65 million last year, raking in more than Angelina Jolie, Sandra Bullock and Tom Cruise combined....This proves that it pays more to sleep with the blacks, instead of adopting them!

Katie Presents

Katie Holmes and Daniel Radcliffe paired up at the 2010 Tony Awards held at NYC’s Radio City Music Hall last night....Katie must have been elated to be paired with a man who's taller than Tom Cruise!

Buh Bye

Selena Gomez has reportedly replaced the one and only Nicole Kidman in the film, Monte Carlo, after producers decided they wanted the story to be more youthful....as well as the actress' face to be able to move!

Cute For Suri

A poll conducted in the United Kingdom named Suri Cruise the "most stylish celebrity child."...you gotta love a kid that constantly wears heels that make her taller than her dad!

Gloomy Food

According to Star magazine, Nicole Kidman loves cooking for her husband, Keith Urban, except the Australian actress doesn't cook with sugar, salt, butter, oil....which explains why Tom Cruise was jumping around on Oprah's couch when he met Katie Holmes!

Ewww

Is that one of Suri's hiding places?