Dallas Mavericks Deactivate Lamar Odom

After a disaster season with the Dallas Mavericks, Lamar Odom will step away from the team immediately, and will be listed as inactive...becoming an official Kardashian, no talent, but still getting paid!

Kim Kardashian to the Rescue

Kim Kardashian cleared her schedule to fly to Dallas yesterday, so she can help her sister, Khloe Kardashian, move into her new home... or to find America's Next Big Dummy!

Kardashian Kard

The Kardashian Christmas card has arrived....If it wasn't for Lamar Odom, I would have thought it was a promo for the rock band Kiss!

Mavericks Win NBA Championship in Miami

Congratulations to the Dallas Mavericks. They took their talents to South Beach, and returned as NBA 2011 Champions. Lebron James later tried playing 'Ring Around the Rosy' with his kids, when they said..."Dont be silly dad, we can only play rosy, since you dont have any rings!"

Lakers Players Ejected From Western Conference Semifinals

The L.A. Lakers were eliminated from the NBA Western Conference Semi-finals, by the Dallas Mavericks yesterday. The game was all but over when frustration settled in, then Andrew Bynum and Lamar Odom were ejected for ugly fouls...Odom has reason to be pissed, he's looking down the barrel at a long vacation with the ugly Kardashian!