Paris Hilton Talks Kim Kardashian

In a recent interview, Paris Hilton explained that she's not jealous that ex best friend, Kim Kardashian is more famous than she is these days, saying, "I'm not jealous, I am the original."....Nice, she gave a quote for Kim Kardashian and herpes all at once!

Bad Hosting, Bad Skit

Not only did Chelsea Handler fail as a VMA host, but during the middle of the show she jumped into a hot tub with the cast of the Jersey Shore....Can you say STD bouillabaisse?!?

When Senseless People Meet

Jersey Shore meets Hilton sisters. The two women who represented the low point of human civilization five years ago, meet the two women who represent the low point of human civilization now....This is a perfect photo for "None of the Above" as the correct answer!

Just Like Diamonds...It Last Forever!

Beyonce's sister, Solange Knowles and her son was photographed enjoying some quality time with Paris Hilton's ex Benji Madden.....Ewwww, I feel a need to post this PSA!