Simon Cowell Impregnated Friend's Wife

Us Weekly magazine is reporting that 'X-Factor' judge, Simon Cowell is expecting a baby with his friend's wife...wow, Ryan Seacrest is pregnant!

Khloe Kardashian Gets KUT

Fox has confirmed that Khloe Kardashian, who was hired as a co-host for The X Factor, with no prior TV hosting experience, will not be returning with Mario Lopez next season....freeing up a lot of money in the food and fabric budgets!

Khloe Kardashian Fired...Stay Losing!

Khloe Kardashian has been fired from 'The X Factor'. The youngest of the Kardashian sisters was often criticize for looking unprepared and nervous while hosting the singing competition...this wouldn't happen if these TV shows focused more on Keeping Up With The Talent...instead of the Kardashians!

Kevin Federline's Brother Claims "I Am the True Father" of Britney Spears' Son

According to Radar Online, Kevin Federline's brother, Christopher Federline filed court papers claiming Britney Spears had stolen his credit card, made fun of his manhood, and threatened to go public with the fact that he is the real father of Spears' oldest son, Sean Preston....welp, she IS from a red state!

Britney Spears to Join The X Factor

Britney Spears has signed a $15 million dollar deal to become a judge and mentor on The X Factor... I'm not sold on her mentoring singers, but she can definitely give good advice on how to have the BEST celebrity meltdown!

Christina Aguilera Pulls The Diva Card

Christina Aguilera reportedly acted like a diva on the set of Saturday night's "The X Factor" finale when she refused to speak to contestant Rebecca Ferguson, who she was scheduled to sing a duet with. Aguilera stomped off stage and demanded her own hairdresser, make-up artist, and nail technician before returning to rehearsals.....She should also demand her own Weight Watchers!

Jessica Simpson New American Idol Judge?

According to the celebrity gossip rags, Jessica Simpson is in negotiations to become the newest judge on American Idol. It's being reported that Jessica has met with the producers several times, and they really like her.....Last season they added Ellen Degeneres, who doesn't know anything about music, and now Jessica, who doesn't know....well, ANYTHING!

From Death To Idol

Rumor has it that rocker, Bret Michaels, who recently suffered a brain hemorrhage, is in talks to replace Simon Cowell as judge on American Idol.....makes sense, seeing as though the show is also half dead!

Former American Idol Winners

All of the past American Idol winners reunited to sing farewell to Simon Cowell.... The winners looked great, but I couldn't help but noticed that The fat that Ruben Studdard loss, was picked up, and added to a couple slices of bread by Kelly Clarkson!

And Of Course...

Paula Abdul returned American Idol, proving once again that crack is whack, as she straggled to form a sentence, while saying goodbye to Simon Cowell!

Demanding Diva

Ellen DeGeneres is making her mark over at American Idol, now that the new judge has insisted she get a $150,000 dollar clothing allowance for custom-made items while she's on the show......obviously suspenders and jockstraps are experiencing inflation!

Will Howard Stern Takeover Idol?

Of course, the talk of Howard Stern taking over Simon Cowell's chair on American Idol, is all speculation...and wishful thinking for viewers who like creativity, and BOLD opinions! However, until some lame is named, it makes for great conversation and debate, including Howard discussing what would happen if he's the replacement judge! LOLs

Best Audition Ever? See For Yourself

A contestant named Danyl Johnson, from The X Factor (British version of American Idol), who auditioned in the show's "pimp slot," pimped judge Simon Cowell into saying "Danyl's performance was the best 1st audition ever"....the 6 minutes video is well worth watching, as Simon Cowell wasn't really into seeing the performance in the beginning, because of the "pimp slot." Click to watch!

Paula Says Bye

Paula Abdul has confirmed through Twitter, that she's not returning to American Idol. The singer is said to have turned down a $10 million dollar pay day, compared to Ryan Seacrest's $45 million dollar deal....I know, they say men are still being paid more than women, but in this case, gays are too!