Lindsay Lohan Reveals Her 36 Lovers

Lindsay Lohan has revealed a list of 36 lovers in InTouch Magazine, and that's only the celebrities. The roll call features the names of literally dozens of celebrity conquests including Adam Levine, Zac Efron, Justin Timberlake and Joaquin Phoenix. The magazine blurred out any married men...the most shocking part about this list is that Lindsay Lohan can write!

Lindsay Lohan's Lifeless Portrayal of Elizabeth Taylor

Lindsay Lohan’s much-anticipated turn as Hollywood icon Elizabeth Taylor in 'Liz & Dick', premiered last night on Lifetime....and after viewing it, dying is now the 2nd worst thing to happen to Liz Taylor in the last 2 years!

Lindsay Lohan Will Do Elizabeth Taylor

The Hollywood Reporter is reporting that Lindsay Lohan might play the late Elizabeth Taylor in a Lifetime television movie.....Makes sense, as both their acting careers are dead!

Lindsay Lohan's Playboy Photos Leaked

Lindsay Lohan's nude Playboy photos from the January/February 2012 issue, hit the internet early...and I'm pretty sure someone fell asleep leaning on their computer's airbrush key!

Michael Lohan Arrested Again: The Apple Doesn't Fall Far From the Tree

Michael Lohan was just arrested AGAIN in Florida for allegedly contacting his girlfriend, Kate Major, and eventually falling from a tree. Lohan was released from jail just 12 hours prior, and ordered not to make any contact with Kate.... Well, he has refused to pay child support, and come jail or high water he's sticking to it!

Lindsay Lohan Arrested...AGAIN

Lindsay Lohan's was placed under arrest yesterday, for violating the terms of her probation. Judge Stephanie Saunter saw to it that Lindsay be put in handcuffs immediately....even DMX is probably saying, "damn bitch you stay in jail!"

Lindsay Lohan Bailed Out

Lindsay Lohan was quickly bailed out of jail Friday night; just hours after she was sentenced to 120 days in jail and 480 hours of community service for stealing a necklace that you can find at any street fair...An actress with a better variety of mug shots than headshots!

Lindsay Lohan in Talks to Star in Gotti Mob Film

Troubled starlet Lindsay Lohan is on the verge of signing her first big movie contract following her publicized drug problems. The "Mean Girls" star is in talks to play John Gotti's 48 year old daughter Victoria, in the upcoming biopic about the mobster's life...This could be a major comeback for Lindsay, if she can just pull off playing a younger woman!

Lindsay's Looking For Work

Lindsay Lohan told celebrity TV show Extra that she wants to get back to work, "I miss being on set, I really do miss it." The has been actress went on to name people she would like to work with....I know a few people she should work with, the doctors of Celebrity Rehab!

Lindsay Lohan Cry Broke

According to Lindsay Lohan's latest probation report the starlet is broke and powerless in rehab. Lohan says, "I cannot afford to continue to pay for the treatment program and I need to work. My clothing line is falling apart.".......Waah Waah, or with those lips...Quack Quack!

Lindsay Threatens Her Dad

Lindsay Lohan sent a threatening cease and desist letter to her father in order for him to stop selling her stuff.....Unlike the drug dealers who will never receive cease and desist letters for selling her stuff!

Lindsay Lohan's Dad to Open Drug Rehab Center

Lindsay Lohan's father, Michael Lohan, says he wants to open an drug addiction rehabilitation center. This announcement comes just days after Lindsay was released from a court-ordered rehab in Los Angeles....Sounds like a great idea, at least they will now get a lot of father and daughter time together!

She's Baaaack Bitches

Lindsay Lohan was released from her rehab/jail sentence yesterday afternoon. The actress is home free.....Well, this is great news for our country's unemployment rate, drug dealers are back to work!

Dina Lohan Speaks To Matt Lauer

Dina Lohan spoke exclusively to "The Today Show"'s Matt Lauer on this morning about Lindsay Lohan. When asked what are her plans in straightening Lindsay's life out when she finishes serving time, Dina replied, "She's moving to NYC, because L.A. is different, and NYC will be better for her"....She's right about that, waiting on the damn N train to go get her drugs will have her sober in no time!

Lindsay Lohan's Teased in Lockup

According to former inmate Cheryl Presser, who was recently released from Lynwood Correctional Facility, Lindsay was put in isolation because of constant teasing from other inmates. The former inmate explains, "They would chant "firecrotch" which caused her to have a hysterical fit, crying, shivering in bed, and covering her face with her hands."....Crying and shivering in bed? Sounds like the detoxing part is working!

Jail Bait

Lindsay Lohan is officially an inmate at the Century Regional Detention Facility. The 24-year-old actress was arrested and booked yesterday, around 10am, and was sentenced to 90 days in jail, but will likely leave early because of overcrowding.....Geez, orange sure is a difficult color for anyone to pull off, even with newly pumped up lips!

Loser Lindsay Sentenced to Jail Time

Judge Marsha N. Revel sentenced, Lindsay Lohan to 90 days of jail time, after the "has been" actress violated the terms of her probation in a drunk driving case, by failing to attend alcohol education classes....Well, at least she’ll be alive for 3 more months....Maybe!

Lindsay Lohan is Fed Up

Lindsay Lohan has been threatening to move away from Los Angeles for good, complaining that the people there are just so "disgusting.".....I get the feeling her coke dealer is no longer reliable. Yeah, that would disgust me too!

Lindsay Wanted For Celebrity Apprentice

According to Lindsay Lohan’s mother, "The show’s producers have approached Lindsay to appear in the next season. She's deciding if she wants to do it or not."........I would definitely watch. I believe that would eliminate any doubt who should be project manager, if there's a "buy and snort" task

Lindsay Leaves L.A.

Lindsay Lohan and her sister Ali were spotted at LAX on Thursday while boarding a flight to escape Los Angeles to NYC for some peace and quiet to help her image...hmmm, somehow I'm thinking that won't help, as there's still cocaine in NYC!