Amy Schemer Talks Plus-Size Beef

Amy Schumer stopped by The Tonight Show to discuss her social media dust-up with Glamour magazine, who labeled the Trainwreck star "plus-sized" in a recent issue. The comedian fought back at the magazine by saying she's a size 8... I think she meant size ATE!

Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani are a Couple

Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani confirmed to UsWeekly that they are indeed dating....Blake Shelton's upgrade from ex-wife Miranda Lambert is BANANAS...B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

Tracy Morgan's Lawsuit Against Wal-Mart Proceeds

A judge has given the green-light to Tracy Morgan's lawsuit against Walmart, after there were legal requests to postpone the lawsuit, due to the financial situations of all parties involved...congrats Tracy, and if Walmart sold you this suit jacket, get them for that too!

Teresa Giudice Sentenced to 15 Months in Prison for Fraud

Real Housewives of New Jersey star, Teresa Giudice, was sentenced to 15 in prison, with a restitution payment of $414,588 for loan and bankruptcy fraud....I bet when Teresa said she would never buy and live in someone else's home, she didn't realize someone else's prison cell is much worse!

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon Splitting Up

Nick Cannon has confirmed that after six years of marriage, he and Mariah Carey have decided to live separately....looks like Nick Cannon and I have something in common, we both can't stand Mariah Scarey!

Sexiest Man Alive

People Magazine named Maroon 5 front man, Adam Levine, 'Sexiest Man Alive' for 2013...that seems like a pretty easy win for Adam since he spends a lot of time sharing the TV screen with Cee Lo Green on The Voice!

Cee lo Green Reveals Thug Life

Cee Lo Green stopped by the Howard Stern show this morning, revealing he used to be a strong arm robber. He would terrorize his neighborhood by just walking up to people and taking their things....with who arms did he do this?!

911 Call: Usher's Son Nearly Dies From Drowning

Usher's 5-year-old son nearly drowned after being left unattended in a backyard pool in Atlanta on Monday. Usher's stepson died due to a water accident 1 year ago...either Usher has bad water luck, or he's trying to get out of child support payments one water accident at a time!

Jimmy Fallon replaces Jay Leno on 'Tonight Show'

Jimmy Fallon has been officially named the next host of the Tonight Show. Jimmy Fallon will takeover the position from Jay Leno next spring....In related news, TBS is typing up a contract for Jimmy Fallon as we speak!

Cee Lo Green Accused of Ecstasy and Sexual Assault

The Voice judge Cee Lo Green, has been accused of sexually assaulting an unnamed woman in Los Angeles. The woman reportedly claims that Cee Lo Green sexually assaulted her after slipping her ecstasy at a well-known Japanese restaurant in L.A....hmmmm, how can he slip anyone anything with those short ass arms?!

Chevy Chase Uses N-Word On Set Of Community

It's being reported that funnyman Chevy Chase said "N*gger" on the set of the TV show Community. Chase was expressing that his character, "Pierce Hawthorne” is too much of a racist....clearly, he would like the character to be less like him!

Christina Aguilera's New Look

Oh look, a walking gay pride flag!

Jay Leno's Tonight Show Staffers Laid-off

Between 20 and 25 employees of NBC's "The Tonight Show" have been laid off and host Jay Leno has taken a substantial pay cut...really, it take that many people to put together that sh*t show?!

Al Roker Calls Out His Co-Hosts on Live TV

This morning on the TODAY show, Al Roker took a shot at his co-workers on live TV in regards to Ann Curry being fired. The weatherman, and Savannah Guthrie looked on, as Matt Lauer told members of the USA gold medal-winning rowing team, that the tradition in New York is to throw a teammate in the Hudson River. Al Roker followed up with, "Which is different than our tradition, which is to throw one of us under the bus."...luckily, even after his surgery, he won't fit under one!

Al Roker Seemingly Calls Out Matt Lauer On The 'Today Show'

Michael Phelps is the GOAT

Hey Ryan Lochte fans, Imma' let your man finish winning his races in London, but Michael Phelps is the GREATEST Olympian of all time...ALL Time...and he smokes more blunts than he has medals! *Kanye shrug*

Michael Phelps Loses to Ryan Lochte

Michael Phelps' Olympic reign has come to an end. The 16 time gold medal winner finished in fourth place in the 400 Meter Race, not even qualifying for a medal...Fourth place?...did that mutha#@*% oversleep?!

NBC Today Show To Dump Ann Curry

NBC News is eying to dump Ann Curry as co-host of the "Today" show with Matt Lauer, due to low ratings. New York Post has reported that the network is conducting a secret search for her replacement...I think Al Roker should replace Ann Curry as co-host...this will give them an opportunity to get a real weather man while they're at it!

'Good Morning America' Breaks 'Today' Winning Streak

"Good Morning America" has finally put an end to the sixteen-year winning streak at "Today." It beat the rival NBC News program by 13,000 viewers last week, according to Nielsen numbers...I'm certain GMA's victory had less to do with winning viewers, and more to do with 13,000 Today Show fans falling asleep while watching Ann Curry!

Get Christina Aquilera's Look

NBC's The Voice has become so popular that they are now offering viewers the chance to get Christina Aguilera's look from each show... nothing a few Krispy Kreme donuts can't handle!

Jessica Simpson is Ready for Heels

Yesterday, Jessica Simpson tweeted, "I can't wait for the day I can walk in heels again!"...if ever a pair of flats could say "ditto" this would be the time!