Praise The Lord

According to a recent article in USA Today, church attendance has declined since the recession. My advice to religious leaders who want to boost attendance....Hang up a better picture of Jesus. Something tells me attendance would go through the roof, if we had a lil' more to look forward to than some poorly dressed man who doesn't shave!

Michigan Church Goers Can Carry Guns

State officials in Michigan passed a law permitting residents to carry a gun in church zones....Damn, Jesus must be one bad son of a b*tch, if you need to pack heat to go visit him!

Boy Bands Show Their Stuff

Two generations of gay hit the stage at Radio City Music Hall over the past weekend, when Backstreet Boys joined New Kids On The Block for a surprise performance of, 'I Want It That Way'.....Wow, Jesus died for this?

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A mom takes Christmas away from child for being an atheist, since Christmas is about Jesus.....Oh snap, Christmas is about Jesus? I thought it was about getting the biggest flat screen TV for the lowest price, and stuffing my face with food until it hurts!

Praise The Lord

According to a recent article in USA Today, church attendance has declined since the recession. My advice to religious leaders who want to boost attendance....hang up a better picture of Jesus. Something tells me attendance would be through the roof if we had a lil' more to look at, than some poorly dressed man who doesn't shave!