Jessica Simpson's Body Isn't Bouncing Back

Singer and Fashion Star mentor, Jessica Simpson, told USA Today in a new interview that losing weight after giving birth to daughter Maxwell has been anything but easy. The new mom reveals, "I didn't realize the weight didn't all come off with the baby."...given her IQ, she probably thought she was supposed to have a 60 pound baby!

Praise The Lord

According to a recent article in USA Today, church attendance has declined since the recession. My advice to religious leaders who want to boost attendance....hang up a better picture of Jesus. Something tells me attendance would be through the roof if we had a lil' more to look at, than some poorly dressed man who doesn't shave!