Fox News Twitter Hacked

Fox News has come under fire after one of its Twitter pages, FoxNewspolitics, falsely reported that President Barack Obama had been shot and killed in an Iowa restaurant....They should probably change their password from "Ihatemuslims123"

Bristol Palin is Dating Who?

The National Enquirer is reporting that Bristol Palin is dating Disney actor, Kyle Massey. The two met while filming Dancing with the Stars...A high school drop out, baby mama at 17, and now a negro lover....looks like Sarah Palin's tea party is now a kool-aid party!

Will Charlie Sheen Return to CBS or Jump to Fox?

While reports surfaced on Monday, that CBS may be considering welcoming Charlie Sheen back on Two and a Half Men, Fox confirms that a meeting did take place between Sheen and Fox executives.....Looks like Fox will have to change their slogan to "Fair and Unbalanced!"

Sarah Palin Mocks Obama's SOTU Speech

In discussing President Barack Obama’s State of the Union (SOTU) on Fox News, Sarah Palin had this to say, "His theme last night in the State of the Union was the “WTF,” you know, “Winning the Future.” And I thought, “OK, that acronym, spot on.” There were a lot of “WTF” moments throughout that speech.".....Something tells me a woman who attended 5 colleges in 6 years doesnt know how to spell WTF!

The Simpsons Slam Fox

On Sunday’s episode, the Fox cartoon took another swing at its corporate sibling, Fox News, inserting a new tagline for the number-one rated cable news network on the side of a news chopper: "Not Racist, But #1 With Racists".....To be fair and balanced, the other side should say, "MSNBC-#1 with Terrorists, and Illegal Immigrants!"

Sarah Palin's Word of the Year

The New Oxford American Dictionary announced that the word "refudiate," which was made famous by Sarah Palin, won its 2010 Word of the Year award. The word comes as a result of the Alaskan Maverick trying to use refute, and repudiate at the same time...Wow, her "duass" must be excited...that's a result of dumb and ass!

Dumb and Blind

Controversial TV pundit Glenn Beck has revealed he is suffering from an eye disease which could blind him. The Fox News channel host revealed, "Yes, I have a problem with my eyes. A couple of weeks ago, I went to the doctor because I can’t focus my eyes, I have macular dystrophy.".....I guess that goes well with his audience members who are deaf from listening to him scream and spew nonsense!

Alicia Keys' Baby Daddy Speaks

Alicia Keys' baby daddy, Swizz Beatz , did an interview with Fox News. When asked about a wedding date, Swizz Beatz responded, "we're going to let it flow."....I guess that's the proper response for a guy who still needs to get a D.I.V.O.R.C.E from his current wife. I'm so disappointed in Alicia Keys, a married baby daddy, after all of the positive songs like, Unbreakable and Superwoman....more like Stupidwoman!

White Gangs Take Over

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Health Care Reform

Comprehensive health care reform passed last night, with a 219-212 vote. The Government will extend health care coverage to 32 million people who are uninsured in this country, or as Wal-Mart likes to call them, Mexicans!

You Dummy

A woman on Long Island, NY tried to get away with driving in the HOV lane, by placing a mannequin in the passenger seat of her car....unfortunately for the driver, the cop does not believe that Michael Jackson is possibly alive!

Oprah's On Top

The Harris poll that surveys 2,276 adults online from December 7-14, 2009 has revealed its top three television personalities....
1. Oprah Winfrey
2. Glenn Beck
3. Jay Leno

....2,276 people? yeah those results have to be accurate, considering there is 300 Million people in America!

It's Your War Now!

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Stay Away

Conservative talk radio personality, Rush Limbaugh, spent days laughing at President Obama's failed attempt to bring the Olympics to Chicago in 2010. Well, guess who failed to lock down a bid at purchasing a NFL team....LOL! Now Rush your fat ass back to your whack radio show and spin that!

R.I.P 1932- 2009

R.I.P Ted Kennedy, who is being held as the greatest senator ever, but if you want a fair and balanced look into his life, tune into Fox News Channel....you're certain to get the scoop on all his sexual escapades and infidelity!