Jerry Sandusky Convicted

Jerry Sandusky was convicted of 45 counts of child sexual abuse Friday evening and faces spending the rest of his life in state prison....no dude, you can't do your time in juvie!

Sandusky Was Teaching Proper Hygiene

A new lawyer on Jerry Sandusky's legal team offered up an explanation for the former Penn State defensive coordinator's habits of showering with young boys. Attorney Karl Rominger, says Sandusky was trying to teach the young boys how to shower.... "and this is how you shower in prison, bend over!"

Predator Update

The famous principal from Ferris Bueller's Day Off, played by Jeffrey Jones, plead guilty yesterday for failing to update his sex offender registration.....I have to believe that seeing that face in your neighborhood is an automatic sex offender update!

I'm Stupid and Proud

R Kelly recently gave a a speech at the Midwest Music Festival in Chicago, where the R&B star admits to being illiterate. Kelly revealed, "I don't even read really and I'm not afraid to say that. The only reason I graduated from grammar school is because I had a great jump shot.".... which explains why he keep missing the D.O.B section on the id's of young girls!