North West's Lavish "Kidchella" 1st Birthday Party

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West went all out for daughter North's 1st birthday party. Held in Kim's sister Kourtney's huge backyard on Saturday, June 21, the party was modeled after California's annual Coachella music festival....that's it, I'm recording every fuck session I have, moving forward!

Kourtney Kardashian Pregnant AGAIN

Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant again. The reality star, with boyfriend Scott Disick will welcome baby #3 in December...doing her job of keeping some white people in the family!

Kourtney Kardashian Gives Birth to Baby Girl

Kourtney Kardasian is making headlines after giving birth to Penelope Scotland Disick, the reality show star's second child with Scott Disick....the Kardashian vaginas stay making news!

Kardashians Bring in the Kash

According to The Hollywood Reporter, the Kardashian, America's hottest reality TV family, earned $65 million last year, raking in more than Angelina Jolie, Sandra Bullock and Tom Cruise combined....This proves that it pays more to sleep with the blacks, instead of adopting them!

Kardashian Kard Kanceled

Less than a month after the Kardashian Kard made its debut, the glitzy prepaid debit card has been terminated by the government due to excessive fees associated with it. The Kardashian Kard has an annual fee of $99.95, a $9.95 purchasing fee, and a $7.95 monthly fee, among a host of other hidden fees.....Damn, that sounds more like a DEBT card instead of a debit card!

Kardashians Give Advice

The Kardashian sisters: Kim, Kourtney, and Khloe, are writing an advice book, titled Kardashian Konfidential. The girls describe the book as, "an advice book with lots of fun tips and stories on everything about relationships.".....Finally, black women can learn the secrets to landing a black athlete!

Skeevy Wax

Khloe Kardashian revealed that on the upcoming season of "Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami", her sister Kourtney gave her a bikini wax. Kourtney says she offered to do the bikini wax for her sister since she used to do it all the time for girls in college....wait a minute now, this is unbelievable news.....a Kardashian went to college?!?!

Kardashians Do Well

Keeping Up with the Kardashians season finale brought in 4.8 million viewers Sunday night, giving E! its best ratings EVER. I watched, but was grossed out by Kourtney pulling her own baby out of the shooter...yup, you heard me, she yanked her baby right out...now her vaj has got to be bigger than Kim's ass!

Work It Out

Kourtney Kardashian was photographed working on her fitness on Thursday near her Calabasas home.....alarms went off when she noticed her belly was getting bigger than Kim's ass!

Best and Worst Dressed

Oooooh, my first Emmys best and worst dressed picks ever....here goes:

My "Best Dressed" pick is Kourtney Kardashian ...I think she carries illegitimacy very well!

My "Worst Dressed" pick is Kathy Griffin...If only she could have found a better face to go with that lovely dress!

Kourtney Kardashian is Preggers

Kourtney Kardashian confirmed that she is pregnant on Ryan Seacrest's radio show yesterday. The older sister to Kim Kardashian became knocked up while filming her new E! reality show in Miami....which means the father has probably been deported already!