Michael Douglas Blames Oral Sex For His Throat Cancer

Michael Douglas says in an interview with "The Guardian" newspaper that his throat cancer came from performing oral sex on women...damn, how bad is Catherine Zeta-Jones' p*ssy that he has to use that sort of excuse not to go down on her anymore?!

Zellwegger's Sour Look

Usually, it's just Rene Zellweger's face that looks like it's been sucking a lemon!

I'm Stupid and Proud

R Kelly recently gave a a speech at the Midwest Music Festival in Chicago, where the R&B star admits to being illiterate. Kelly revealed, "I don't even read really and I'm not afraid to say that. The only reason I graduated from grammar school is because I had a great jump shot.".... which explains why he keep missing the D.O.B section on the id's of young girls!