Thursday, April 17, 2014
Rapper Andre Johnson severed his penis and jumped from a Los Angeles apartment building early Wednesday, police said. Johnson, along with his recovered penis, was taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, where he was treated...if he thought life was unbearable before, wait until he finds out he's still alive and his dick doesn't work!
Tuesday, April 8, 2014
Friday, April 4, 2014
Tuesday, April 1, 2014
911 What's your emergency?
Hi, this is Kenya Moore from Real Housewives of Atlanta and I seemed to have twirled myself into a fist!
Thursday, March 27, 2014
Monday, March 17, 2014
It's being reported that Drake and Rihanna are officially dating, and are exclusive with one another, after several pictures surfaced of the pair holding hands in Manchester. Rihanna has been quoted as saying, "Drake treats her better than any guy she's ever dated."...um,Ike Turner would be a step up from the guy she dated, at least Ike Turner gave Anna Mae cake to eat!
Thursday, March 13, 2014
Lindsay Lohan has revealed a list of 36 lovers in InTouch Magazine, and that's only the celebrities. The roll call features the names of literally dozens of celebrity conquests including Adam Levine, Zac Efron, Justin Timberlake and Joaquin Phoenix. The magazine blurred out any married men...the most shocking part about this list is that Lindsay Lohan can write!
Sunday, March 2, 2014
Wednesday, February 26, 2014
Legendary Lovers Katy Perry and John Mayer have broken up....John Mayer figured Robin Thicke could use some help with all the p***y he's about to get!
Monday, February 24, 2014
Robin Thicke and Paula Patton split after eight years of marriage. The longtime couple, who met when they were teenagers, have decided to clear up the blurred lines in their marriage...I'm guessing Robin finally saw Paula's Emmy dress!
Sunday, February 23, 2014
Thursday, February 20, 2014
USA Olympic Freestyle Skier Torin Yater-Wallace has admitted that he has a crush on Taylor Swift...get ready for some snow covered mountain ex-lover lyrics!
Thursday, February 13, 2014
Thursday, February 6, 2014
Thursday, January 30, 2014
Kanye West won’t face criminal charges after allegedly assaulting a racist teen who hurled "n word" obscenities at the rapper and his fiance, Kim Kardashian earlier this month. However, the beat down cost him a reported $250,000 for settling out of court with the white trash...if he's the genius he claims to be, he'd pay another $250,000 to some real niggas to go get his money back!
Monday, January 27, 2014
Beyonce and Jay Z opened the 2014 Grammy Awards with a steaming rendition of their hit 'Drunk In Love', a performance in which most of the lyrics were censored...it's weird because they left the Beyonce's p*ssy showing!
Thursday, January 23, 2014
The pop star was reportedly taken into police custody and booked for drag racing and being under the influence of an unknown substance....poor celebrity, may have to spend no more than one hour in jail!
Thursday, January 9, 2014
Michelle Obama is reportedly vacationing with Oprah Winfrey in Maui to celebrate her upcoming 50th birthday...Michelle left behind one powerful man to hang out with another one!
Monday, December 30, 2013
Good Morning America host and Cancer survivor, Robin Roberts, announced she's been in a gay relationship for 10 yrs...somewhere Michael Douglas is saying "see, I told ya"
Thursday, December 26, 2013
Friday, December 20, 2013
One day after retailer Target announced they would not sale Beyonce's new self-titled album, the record breaking singer randomly dropped into a Walmart store and greeted fans, while also passing out $50 gift cards to all shoppers...good, now Ciara will be able to get the new album!