Thursday, April 17, 2014

Wu Tang Clan Member Cuts off Own Penis

Rapper Andre Johnson severed his penis and jumped from a Los Angeles apartment building early Wednesday, police said. Johnson, along with his recovered penis, was taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, where he was treated...if he thought life was unbearable before, wait until he finds out he's still alive and his dick doesn't work!

Friday, April 4, 2014

Trick Daddy Arrested- Mugsghot Hall of Fame

Trick Daddy was arrested for possession of cocaine, a gun and ammunition in his home... looking like a great auntie who knows she has a mustache, but still won't shave!

Thursday, March 27, 2014

Zac Efron Punched in Face

Zac Efron ended up in a violent altercation midnight Sunday, after mysteriously ending up in a very bad area of downtown L.A. called Skid Row. The actor explained to cops that his driver ran out of, who is his driver, Lamar Odom?!

Monday, March 17, 2014

Rihanna and Drake Officially a Couple

It's being reported that Drake and Rihanna are officially dating, and are exclusive with one another, after several pictures surfaced of the pair holding hands in Manchester. Rihanna has been quoted as saying, "Drake treats her better than any guy she's ever dated.",Ike Turner would be a step up from the guy she dated, at least Ike Turner gave Anna Mae cake to eat!

Thursday, March 13, 2014

Lindsay Lohan Reveals Her 36 Lovers

Lindsay Lohan has revealed a list of 36 lovers in InTouch Magazine, and that's only the celebrities. The roll call features the names of literally dozens of celebrity conquests including Adam Levine, Zac Efron, Justin Timberlake and Joaquin Phoenix. The magazine blurred out any married men...the most shocking part about this list is that Lindsay Lohan can write!

Wednesday, February 26, 2014

Katy Perry and John Mayer Split

Legendary Lovers Katy Perry and John Mayer have broken up....John Mayer figured Robin Thicke could use some help with all the p***y he's about to get!

Monday, February 24, 2014

Robin Thicke and Paula Patton Split

Robin Thicke and Paula Patton split after eight years of marriage. The longtime couple, who met when they were teenagers, have decided to clear up the blurred lines in their marriage...I'm guessing Robin finally saw Paula's Emmy dress!

Sunday, February 23, 2014

Thursday, February 20, 2014

Taylor Swift Has an Olympic Admirer

USA Olympic Freestyle Skier Torin Yater-Wallace has admitted that he has a crush on Taylor Swift...get ready for some snow covered mountain ex-lover lyrics!

Thursday, February 13, 2014

Justin Bieber Fight to Prevent Jail Video

Justin Bieber and his attorney are fighting to prevent a video of the pop star urinating in a jail cell from being released....he doesn't want us to see his vagina!

Thursday, February 6, 2014

Clay Aiken Runs for Congressional Seat

American Idol runner-up winner, Clay Aiken has announced he's running for Congress in North Carolina...I think this great because we need more women in U.S. Congress!

Thursday, January 30, 2014

Kanye West Payout $250k to Racist Teen

Kanye West won’t face criminal charges after allegedly assaulting a racist teen who hurled "n word" obscenities at the rapper and his fiance, Kim Kardashian earlier this month. However, the beat down cost him a reported $250,000 for settling out of court with the white trash...if he's the genius he claims to be, he'd pay another $250,000 to some real niggas to go get his money back!

Monday, January 27, 2014

Beyonce and Jay Z Steam Up the Grammys

Beyonce and Jay Z opened the 2014 Grammy Awards with a steaming rendition of their hit 'Drunk In Love', a performance in which most of the lyrics were's weird because they left the Beyonce's p*ssy showing!

Thursday, January 23, 2014

Justin Bieber Arrested

The pop star was reportedly taken into police custody and booked for drag racing and being under the influence of an unknown substance....poor celebrity, may have to spend no more than one hour in jail!

Thursday, January 9, 2014

Michelle Obama Hangs With Oprah Winfrey at Maui Estate

Michelle Obama is reportedly vacationing with Oprah Winfrey in Maui to celebrate her upcoming 50th birthday...Michelle left behind one powerful man to hang out with another one!

Monday, December 30, 2013

Robin Roberts Comes Out of the Closet

Good Morning America host and Cancer survivor, Robin Roberts, announced she's been in a gay relationship for 10 yrs...somewhere Michael Douglas is saying "see, I told ya"

Thursday, December 26, 2013

Evelyn Lozada Engaged to L.A. Dodgers' Carl Crawford

Basketball Wives star, Evelyn Lozada engaged to MLB player Carl Crawford one year after marrying NFL player Chad Ochocinco....she's the Bo Jackson of ho's!

Friday, December 20, 2013

Beyonce Surprises Walmart Shoppers

One day after retailer Target announced they would not sale Beyonce's new self-titled album, the record breaking singer randomly dropped into a Walmart store and greeted fans, while also passing out $50 gift cards to all shoppers...good, now Ciara will be able to get the new album!

Friday, December 6, 2013

New York Yankees Lose Robinson Cano

The Seattle Mariners hijacked All-Star second baseman Robinson Cano from New York Yankees for $240 million...damn, if only Cano ran to first base the way he ran towards the Mariners' money!