Monday, September 1, 2014

Kate Upton Responds to Leaked Photos

Kate Upton's phone was hacked over the weekend and nude images were leaked. The supermodel's attorney says the confirmed photos are an "outrageous violation"..if he's referring to the amount of cum on her back, I agree!

Thursday, August 28, 2014

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Officially Married



Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were married Saturday in a quiet ceremony in the French hamlet of Correns..., a spokesman for the couple says....Shame on them for not making a media circus out of their wedding. Who do they think they are...a couple really in love?!

Tuesday, August 26, 2014

Miley Cyrus' MTV VMA Date is Wanted


Police in Oregon got a big tip Sunday night when Jesse Helt, the homeless man who was Miley Cyrus' date at the MTV VMAs, gave a speech and accepted the singer's award for Best Video. Police say there's a warrant out for the Helt's arrest for "criminal mischief" and "attempted burglary"....well, at least he'll have a place to live and 3 meals a day now!

Friday, August 22, 2014

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon Splitting Up


Nick Cannon has confirmed that after six years of marriage, he and Mariah Carey have decided to live separately....looks like Nick Cannon and I have something in common, we both can't stand Mariah Scarey!

Wednesday, August 13, 2014

Ciara Puts Future in the Past


Ciara has called off her engagement to rap star Future after the singer learned that her fiance cheated on her. This news comes just three months after welcoming their son Future Zahir Wilburn, making Ciara his 4th baby mama...wise up ladies, this man is no ones future!

Wednesday, July 30, 2014

Orlando Bloom Throws Punch at Justin Bieber


Orlando Bloom threw a punch at Justin Bieber early Wednesday morning in Ibiza, after witnesses say the two had an argument over the actor's ex wife Miranda Kerr...I guess Orlando Bloom learned nothing from NFL star Ray Rice regarding hitting girls!

Tuesday, July 29, 2014

Aretha Franklin Gets No Respect From Johnny Rockets


Aretha Franklin was yelled at by a Johnny Rocket's employee for sitting down at one of the restaurant's tables while waiting for her take-out order. The Queen of Soul tried to reason by deciding to eat her food at the restaurant instead of take-out, but was told she couldn't do that either, which led the singer to leave the restaurant without the food...pretty sure this is the only strike against food Aretha has ever been on.

Wednesday, July 23, 2014

Naya Rivera Married Her "Glee" Co-Star Over the Weekend


Naya Rivera got hitched to her longtime Glee co-star Ryan Dorsey, just 3 months after her very public breakup with Rapper Big Sean. The wedding took place over the weekend in a small beach ceremony in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico...estas azadas no es leal. Translation: these hoes ain't loyal!

Monday, July 14, 2014

Woman Pays $30K to look like Kim Kardashian




A British woman named Claire Leeson has made global headlines after she reportedly dropped a whopping $30,000 on plastic surgery, in an effort to look like Kim Kardashian...she should get a refund!

Thursday, July 10, 2014

Robin Thicke Sells 54 Copies of New CD


Last week, Robin Thicke released his new album 'Paula', an elaborate attempt to win back his estranged wife Paula Patton. However, the numbers are pretty low, selling an embarrassing 54 copies in Australia, and the album is reportedly absent from the country's top 500 albums chart...Robin should probably dedicate his next album to getting his fans back!

Monday, June 30, 2014

Robert Downey Jr. Son Arrested for Drug Possession


Robert Downey Jr.'s son, Indio, was arrested for cocaine possession in West Hollywood Sunday afternoon....uh oh, if history repeats itself, that kid's going to be a wonderful actor one day!

Wednesday, June 25, 2014

Solange Knowles Engaged?


Rumor has it Solange Knowles got engaged to her 51 year old boyfriend, Alan Ferguson. The "Losing You" singer Instgrammed this photo with the caption, “Today couldn’t have been more perfect. I couldn’t have smiled harder.”...I sure hope the old fella knows how to bob and weave!

Sunday, June 22, 2014

North West's Lavish "Kidchella" 1st Birthday Party


Kim Kardashian and Kanye West went all out for daughter North's 1st birthday party. Held in Kim's sister Kourtney's huge backyard on Saturday, June 21, the party was modeled after California's annual Coachella music festival....that's it, I'm recording every fuck session I have, moving forward!

Wednesday, June 18, 2014

Jennifer Hudson Shows Off Her Bikini Body

Jennifer Hudson recently parted ways as the spokeswoman for Weight Watchers, but it hasn't stopped the 32 year old Oscar winner from keeping her body in tact with her new diet...the "I have a whole lotta money" diet!

Thursday, June 12, 2014

Robin Thicke Names New Album Paula


Robin Thicke is pulling out all the stops in his attempt to win back his estranged wife, Paula Patton. The "Blurred Lines" singer, is set to name his new album "Paula", which is slated to be released in the fall...boy, he's laying it on thicke!

Tuesday, June 10, 2014

Rihanna On a Date With Apple's Dad


Looks like Coldplay's Chris Martin, is consciously coupling with Rihanna!

Tichina Arnold Blasts French Montana On Instagram


Tichina "Pam" Arnold showed the world that she's not into jokes after the "Ain't Worried About Nothing" rapper French Montana posted a photo of Arnold sitting on an airplane with her hair pulled into a ponytail with the written caption, “I wish Martin could see this right now. He would tear her ass up.” The former “Martin” and “Everybody Hates Chris” star shot back with a long biting response that included a lot of "Who are you?" and "What do you do?" jabs at French Montana....sounds like he should be worried about something, like finding answers to those valid questions!

Monday, June 9, 2014

Wednesday, June 4, 2014

Kourtney Kardashian Pregnant AGAIN


Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant again. The reality star, with boyfriend Scott Disick will welcome baby #3 in December...doing her job of keeping some white people in the family!

Monday, June 2, 2014

Justin Bieber Apologizes for Racist Joke


Justin Bieber has officially apologized after footage of a racist joke he told five years ago was made public. The pop star was filming his documentary 'Never Say Never' when he used the "N word" repeatedly to to tell a joke...his next film should be 'Never Say Nigger'

Thursday, May 29, 2014

Justin Bieber Hooks up With Supermodel


Us Weekly is reporting that Justin Bieber had quite the experience at the Cannes Film Festival. The 20-year-old pop star hooked up with newly single Victoria's Secret model Adriana Lima...that's cute, I had no idea Adriana Lima was a lesbian!

Tuesday, May 27, 2014

Kim and Kanye's Wedding Kiss


The media is in a frenzy after Kim Kardashian shared a picture of her first kiss as a married woman to Kanye West...not sure what the big deal is since she's already shared how she f*ck!