Thursday, November 26, 2015

Will Smith Says Marriage to Jada Pinkett is Excruciating

Will Smith recently spoke to Entertainment Tonight at the premiere of his new movie Concussion. When asked about the secret to his marriage to Jada Pinkett, Will responded with:

"We’ve been married 20 years and we’ve been asking ourselves [what’s the secret to marriage] and really at the end of the day it’s just not quitting,. You can’t expect it to be easy, it’s like our marriage was the most difficult, grueling, excruciating thing that we have ever taken on in our lives."... especially when both of them have an overwhelming urge to sleep with the same sex!

Monday, November 16, 2015

Charlie Sheen HIV-Positive

It's being reported that Charlie Sheen has been HIV-positive for years and he will make this announcement on the Today Show tomorrow morning....he must've contracted it from a blood transfusion!

Thursday, November 5, 2015

Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani are a Couple

Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani confirmed to UsWeekly that they are indeed dating....Blake Shelton's upgrade from ex-wife Miranda Lambert is BANANAS...B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

Sunday, October 25, 2015

Blac Chyna Gets Future Tattoo

Blac Chyna got a tattoo of Future's name and posted the picture on social media on Ciara's birthday.... there's plenty of room for her to put "No" above that!

Friday, September 11, 2015

Chris Brown Wins Big in Custody Battle

Chris Brown scored big victory in his child custody war with his baby mother today. The singer received joint custody of his daughter Royalty, and he gets to take the baby home today... is Royalty's mom a member of Al Qeada or something?!

Friday, July 31, 2015

Russell Wilson Becomes 2nd highest Paid Quarterback

Ciara's boyfriend Russell Wilson became the second highest paid Quarterback in NFL history. The Seattle Seahawks quarterback inked a four year deal for $87 million dollars, in which $60 million is guaranteed.... when you trade someone named Future for a future!

Wednesday, July 15, 2015

Lena Dunham On Stage With Taylor Swift

On Monday night, Lena Dunham admitted she felt chubby after being on stage with Taylor Swift and her model friends at at the Film Society of Lincoln Center, ...bitch, you're chubby standing by yourself!

Wednesday, June 24, 2015

Sean "Diddy" Combs Assault Charges

After alledgedly assaulting his son's college football coach at UCLA, Sean "Diddy" Combs is facing 3 counts of assault with a deadly weapon, 1 count of making terrorist threats, 1 count of battery... and 20 counts of saying "take that, take that, take that."

Monday, June 22, 2015

Kim and Kanye Reveal the Sex of Their Second Child

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have confirmed that the sex of their second child is a boy..... if they don't name that kid Wild West, they're clearly wasting that last name!

Saturday, May 30, 2015

I Can't Stop LOL'ing

Damn, he's either going to be great at playing drums when he gets older, or, well....

Tuesday, May 12, 2015

America Wants Harriet Tubman on $20 Bill

Harriet Tubman has been named as a possible replacement for Andrew Jackson on the $20 bill....can you imagine the irony of negros throwing Harriet Tubman $20s at strippers?!

Monday, April 20, 2015

Big Sean and Ariana Grande Have Broken Up

Ariana Grande and Big Sean’s reps exclusively confirm to Us the pair have split. Their reps released a joint statement saying, “They both deeply care for each other and remain close friends.”....Big Sean probably didn't want to go to Ariana's prom!

Monday, April 13, 2015

Madonna and Drake Sitting in a Tree KISSING

Madonna prearranged a chair dance number for Drake at Coachella, but the kiss according to Drake was a complete surprise... Drake started at the bottom then hit rock bottom!

Friday, April 3, 2015

Did Rihanna Steal 'Bitch Better Have My Money'?

Rihanna's being accused of stealing her new song "Bitch Better Have My Money," which means, she's the bitch that better have the money, if true.  Fans of the artist Just Brittany are pointing out the similarities of her track "Betta Have My Money" that was released in February 2014 and Rihanna's new R8 single...uh oh, these bitches better have a lawyer!


Just Brittany

Tuesday, March 24, 2015

Angelina Jolie Has Ovaries Removed

After having a mastectomy over a year ago, Angelina Jolie has elected to have her ovaries and fallopian tubes removed as well for preventative cancer measures....It's like Bruce Jenner and Angelina Jolie are getting ready for an episode of Wife Swap!

Wednesday, March 4, 2015

Is Diddy Suing The Show Empire?

The Internet is buzzing because rumor has it P Diddy is suing Fox's new hit show 'Empire' because he thinks the show is based on his life.... he must be referring to the gay storyline!

Saturday, February 21, 2015


Khloe Kardashian skidded on an ice-covered Montana road and dangerously crossed into oncoming traffic, eventually landing in a ditch with Kim, North West and Kylie on board....too busy checking Amber Rose's twitter!

Saturday, February 7, 2015

Bruce Jenner Involved in Deadly Crash

Bruce Jenner is safe and recovering after surviving a horrific car crash that has left one person dead, The incident occurred in Malibu, California this morning...gosh, women drivers!

Monday, February 2, 2015

Bill Belichick Kissed His Daughter After Super Bowl

Bill Belichick shared a kiss with his daughter Amanda last night after the Patriots won Super Bowl XLIX. Awkward? Yes....and worse than that stupid decision by Pete Carroll!

Saturday, January 31, 2015

Bobbi Kristina Brown Revived After Being Found Unconscious

Bobbi Kristina Brown was rushed to the hospital Saturday morning (Jan. 31) after being discovered unconscious in a bathtub by her husband, Nick Gordon. The daughter of legendary singer Whitney Houston has reportedly been revived....she's just trying to show us that she could most certainly play her mom in a movie!

Sunday, January 25, 2015

Rihanna Drops New Song

Rihanna just dropped a new song featuring Paul McCartney and Kanye West called "FourFiveSeconds"...and apparently I listened to it four five seconds too long!