Friday, October 28, 2016

Darke and Taylor Swift?

News broke across the internet on Friday morning that Drake and Taylor Swift are dating...I think I'm about to "Jumpman"

Wednesday, April 13, 2016

Amy Schemer Talks Plus-Size Beef


Amy Schumer stopped by The Tonight Show to discuss her social media dust-up with Glamour magazine, who labeled the Trainwreck star "plus-sized" in a recent issue. The comedian fought back at the magazine by saying she's a size 8... I think she meant size ATE!

Monday, February 22, 2016

Tuesday, February 9, 2016

Ciara Sues Future for $15 Million

Ciara has filed a $15 million lawsuit against ex-fiance Future, for alleged slander and libel. According to reports, the singer cites several interviews and tweets in which Future, whose real name is Nayvadius Cash, challenges her mothering skills... to be honest, Future should have to pay all of $15 million for ruining hip hop!

Friday, February 5, 2016

DAMN, Diddy Killed Tupac?


Retired LAPD detective Greg Kading, led a task force that investeigated the 1996 shooting that killed the revered Tupac Shakur and injured his manager Marion Hugh “Suge” Knight. In a new documentary, called Murder Rap, Kading is claiming that Diddy hired Duane “Keffe D” Davis, who got his nephew Orlando “Baby Lane” Anderson to pull the fatal trigger for a $1 million... and all this time I thought Diddy was only responsible for killing the dreams of his artists!

Monday, January 25, 2016

Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian BANGING?


Blac Chyna Instagrammed a photo early Monday morning showing her wrapped in the arms of a heavily tattooed man. It didn't take the Internet long to discover that it was Rob Kardashian. If this is true, Blac Chyna is banging her baby daddy's new girlfriend's brother... Season 86 of 'Keeping Up With the Kardashians' is about to be lit as f*ck!

Friday, December 4, 2015

Nicki Minaj’s Brother Arrested On Child Rape Charges


Nicki Minaj is in the news today because her 37-year old brother, Jelani Maraj, has been arrested for the rape of a 12 year old. Maraj was arraigned Thursday on first-degree rape and first-degree course of sexual conduct against a child, according to online court and jail records....his anaconda don't want none unless it's underage and forced, hun!

Thursday, November 26, 2015

Will Smith Says Marriage to Jada Pinkett is Excruciating


Will Smith recently spoke to Entertainment Tonight at the premiere of his new movie Concussion. When asked about the secret to his marriage to Jada Pinkett, Will responded with:

"We’ve been married 20 years and we’ve been asking ourselves [what’s the secret to marriage] and really at the end of the day it’s just not quitting,. You can’t expect it to be easy, it’s like our marriage was the most difficult, grueling, excruciating thing that we have ever taken on in our lives."... especially when both of them have an overwhelming urge to sleep with the same sex!

Monday, November 16, 2015

Charlie Sheen HIV-Positive


It's being reported that Charlie Sheen has been HIV-positive for years and he will make this announcement on the Today Show tomorrow morning....he must've contracted it from a blood transfusion!

Thursday, November 5, 2015

Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani are a Couple

Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani confirmed to UsWeekly that they are indeed dating....Blake Shelton's upgrade from ex-wife Miranda Lambert is BANANAS...B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

Sunday, October 25, 2015

Blac Chyna Gets Future Tattoo


Blac Chyna got a tattoo of Future's name and posted the picture on social media on Ciara's birthday.... there's plenty of room for her to put "No" above that!

Friday, September 11, 2015

Chris Brown Wins Big in Custody Battle


Chris Brown scored big victory in his child custody war with his baby mother today. The singer received joint custody of his daughter Royalty, and he gets to take the baby home today... is Royalty's mom a member of Al Qeada or something?!

Friday, July 31, 2015

Russell Wilson Becomes 2nd highest Paid Quarterback


Ciara's boyfriend Russell Wilson became the second highest paid Quarterback in NFL history. The Seattle Seahawks quarterback inked a four year deal for $87 million dollars, in which $60 million is guaranteed.... when you trade someone named Future for a future!

Wednesday, July 15, 2015

Lena Dunham On Stage With Taylor Swift


On Monday night, Lena Dunham admitted she felt chubby after being on stage with Taylor Swift and her model friends at at the Film Society of Lincoln Center, ...bitch, you're chubby standing by yourself!

Wednesday, June 24, 2015

Sean "Diddy" Combs Assault Charges


After alledgedly assaulting his son's college football coach at UCLA, Sean "Diddy" Combs is facing 3 counts of assault with a deadly weapon, 1 count of making terrorist threats, 1 count of battery... and 20 counts of saying "take that, take that, take that."

Monday, June 22, 2015

Kim and Kanye Reveal the Sex of Their Second Child

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have confirmed that the sex of their second child is a boy..... if they don't name that kid Wild West, they're clearly wasting that last name!

Saturday, May 30, 2015

I Can't Stop LOL'ing



Damn, he's either going to be great at playing drums when he gets older, or, well....

Tuesday, May 12, 2015

America Wants Harriet Tubman on $20 Bill


Harriet Tubman has been named as a possible replacement for Andrew Jackson on the $20 bill....can you imagine the irony of negros throwing Harriet Tubman $20s at strippers?!

Monday, April 20, 2015

Big Sean and Ariana Grande Have Broken Up


Ariana Grande and Big Sean’s reps exclusively confirm to Us the pair have split. Their reps released a joint statement saying, “They both deeply care for each other and remain close friends.”....Big Sean probably didn't want to go to Ariana's prom!

Monday, April 13, 2015

Madonna and Drake Sitting in a Tree KISSING


Madonna prearranged a chair dance number for Drake at Coachella, but the kiss according to Drake was a complete surprise... Drake started at the bottom then hit rock bottom!