Paris Jackson's Suicide Attempt

Paris Jackson, daughter of pop superstar Michael Jackson made headlines yesterday, after news broke that the 15-year-old tried to commit suicide by cutting herself with a meat cleaver, and overdosing on Motrin...wow, all of those good drugs her dad left behind and she picks period pills?!

Star Jones in Spandex

Star Jones was once a co-star on the 'The View', but this view of her is NOT the business. It's just not right when THAT Jackson looks better than you!

Taser Time

Reports are flying that a stun gun was found in the Jackson family home by the kids, and was being used on Michael's youngest child Blanket....Oh Nooooo, his name is Blanket, isn't that stunning enough?

MY Girl!!!

They're Creepy and They're Kooky

A&E has given a greenlight to a reality show for The Jackson's....Oh snap! Move over Adams Family, and with Michael Jackson not being buried yet, we know who will be considered the "Thing"

Dancing With The Jacksons

It's being reported that both Jermaine and Latoya Jackson are interested in joining the next season of Dancing With The Stars.....If DWTS is putting these two under hot lights, they better hire some NBA towel boys to wipe up. Between her face and that ink in his head....they may cause an oil slick!