Former NBA Star Banged Sarah Palin

The National Enquirer reports that a new book by Joe McGinniss alleges that, in her twenties, Sarah Palin had sexual encounters with University of Michigan star basketball player Glen Rice....Giving a whole new meaning to the term "white on rice." Glen Rice was always good at hitting a 3!

Bristol Palin is Dating Who?

The National Enquirer is reporting that Bristol Palin is dating Disney actor, Kyle Massey. The two met while filming Dancing with the Stars...A high school drop out, baby mama at 17, and now a negro lover....looks like Sarah Palin's tea party is now a kool-aid party!

Bristol Palin's New Look

There's something about Bristol Palin that looks different, since leaving Dancing With the Stars....I just can't put my nose on it!

Sarah Palin Thanks George Bush for Bin Laden's Death

During a recent fundraising event, Sarah Palin had a few things to say regarding Osama Bin Laden's death, including thanking President George Bush, "Yesterday was a testament to the military’s dedication in relentlessly hunting down an enemy through many years of war. We thank President Bush for having made the right calls to set up this victory."...I see she has a lot in common with that last baby she gave birth to!

Sarah Palin Mocks Obama's SOTU Speech

In discussing President Barack Obama’s State of the Union (SOTU) on Fox News, Sarah Palin had this to say, "His theme last night in the State of the Union was the “WTF,” you know, “Winning the Future.” And I thought, “OK, that acronym, spot on.” There were a lot of “WTF” moments throughout that speech.".....Something tells me a woman who attended 5 colleges in 6 years doesnt know how to spell WTF!

Joan Rivers Get Rejected by Fox

The executive producer of Fox and Friends, which reportedly banned Joan Rivers from the show because of her past remarks about Sarah Palin, has now come forward to say "It was a big misunderstanding."....looking at that face, I get the feeling this isn't the first misunderstanding that's ever happened in her life!

Hey Bristol....You Lose!

Bristol Palin didn't win Dancing With The Stars, but she should have won something for being the first person to make it to the final 3 in a dancing competition, without losing a stitch of weight...now that's an amazing feat!

Sarah Palin's Kids Say The Darndest Things

Sarah Palin’s 16-year-old daughter, Willow, used homophobic slurs to attack a Facebook user who said her mother’s reality TV show was failing. The Palin kid posted, "Haha your so gay. I have no idea who you are, But what I’ve seen pictures of, your disgusting. My sister had a kid and is still hot. Your such a faggot."....Well, unlike her mother, at least the words she chooses to use are actually in the dictionary!

Sarah Palin's Word of the Year

The New Oxford American Dictionary announced that the word "refudiate," which was made famous by Sarah Palin, won its 2010 Word of the Year award. The word comes as a result of the Alaskan Maverick trying to use refute, and repudiate at the same time...Wow, her "duass" must be excited...that's a result of dumb and ass!

Dysfunctional Engagement

Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston are back together, and now engaged to get married. Bristol vows no more sex until marriage....Sounds like Bristol has already gotten the rules of marriage down....Have a baby then stop having sex!

Down With Pot Heads

Former Governor of Alaska, and Vice Presidential candidate, Sarah Palin, takes a stance on marijuana use, saying, "If somebody's gonna smoke a joint in their house and not do anybody any harm, then perhaps there are other things our cops should be looking at in society."....Whoa, first breast implants, now a weed supporter....now that's how you go after 100% of the male vote!

Sarah's New Lady Parts

Reporters are talking, and their saying former presidential nominee, Sarah Palin bought herself a new pair of boobies.....I guess she really is a maverick, she found a way to get democratic men to say one thing nice about her!

She Writes?

Ex-Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin has finished her memoir, "Going Rogue: An American Life," which delights her publisher because the 2008 Republican vice presidential nominee finished the book in record time.... Really? How long does it normally take to instruct kids to stay inside the lines of a coloring book?

All Jokes Aside....She's Pissin Me Off!

If this turncoat was actually our VP, it would be the Amish country. Any human being with an ounce of sense, clearly knew that David Letterman's joke was pertaining to her oldest daughter, and indeed a JOKE.
Where was this hillbilly's outrage when her daughter was getting "boinked" in the trailer park by her deadbeat boyfriend, while the "hockey mom" was out yapping her gums about safe sex, and pro-life? It's totally clear to me now....this idiot's son isn't retarded because she's too old, it's because she's too dumb!
Go make yourself useful by helping the President end this eff'd up war, and stay the hell out of NYC!
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