Chris Brown Makes Another "Great" Choice, Dresses as Terrorist For Holloween

Chris Brown decided to be a Taliban fighter for Halloween, fully equipped with a string of fake bullets across his chest. Brown was attending West Hollywood's biggest Hollywood party at Greystone Manor, hosted by Rihanna....in all fairness, this is a better choice than going as himself!

Presidential Debate #2....and the Winner is

The results from Round 2 of the Presidential Debate are in, and CBS Flash Poll tracked Obama:37% vs. Romney 30%....and the moderator was 85% obese, with 99% of her head up the President's ass!

President Obama Weighs in on American Idol Feud

President Barack Obama called into the Michael Yo radio show this weekend to comment on the Mariah Carey vs. Nicki Minaj feud on American Idol, saying, "I think both outstanding artists are going to be able to make sure that they're moving forward and not going backwards."...um, I guess I can see the importance...20 million American watch American Idol, and 20 million Americans are still waiting for the President to create jobs!

Obama Health Care Upheld

The Supreme Court upheld President Obama's health care law today, giving Obama a major election-year victory. The justices also upheld the individual mandate, requiring most Americans buy health insurance or pay a fine...this is a great win for Obama, and women, since most haven't been on a mandate in years!

Prseident Obama Takes a Bold Stance

President Barack Obama announced Wednesday, that he supports gay marriage, becoming the 1st American president in history to do so... great because as long as gay rights are illegal, most marriages will be a union between a woman...and a closeted gay man!

Michelle Obama Shops at Target

First Lady Michelle Obama, was photographed shopping at a Target store in Virginia, wearing a Nike hat and sunglasses....Yeah, she better get use to bargain shopping, because someone in her family may be adding to the unemployment percentage soon!

Osama Bin Laden Loved Soda

There are multiple news reports stating both Coke and Pepsi were found in Osama Bin Laden’s compound....Wow, the world’s biggest terrorist and he still found the time to conduct a taste test!

Yay For Gay

President Obama took another step towards equal America on Thursday, when he mandated that hospitals allow visitation to the partners of gay men and women....and they thought eavesdropping was a problem before, after the other family in the hospital room pulled the curtains closed...oh you just wait!

It's Your War Now!

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