Chad "Ochocinco Arrested for Domested Violence

NFL star Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson was arrested today for head-butting new wife, Evelyn Lozado, after she confronted Ochocinco with a receipt for condoms she found in their car. When cops arrived on the scene, there were visible lacerations on Evelyn’s forehead....wow, what are the odds she said "OUCHO" instead of OCHO?!

Holy Sweat

Whoa, can you say muy caliente?.....either it's hot as hell out there, or Mark Anthony had some spicy salsa, because those armpits are on FIRE!

Miami Dolphins Meet Your New Owners

Serena and Venus Williams are very close to sealing a deal to buy part of the Miami Dolphin's NFL team.....Too Bad the NBA wasn't apart of their new venture, they could have saved money on basketballs!