Tamar Braxton's Pregnancy

Yesterday on 'Good Morning America', Tamar Braxton announced her pregnancy by pointing at her belly, and saying, "love on top"...after seeing her obese husband Vince, you realize that's the only way she can have sex with him!

Eva Longoria and Mark Sanchez Split

NY Jets Quarterback Mark Sanchez and Eva Longoria have called it quits. The split comes after NYC tabloid papers reported that Mark Sanchez spent early Saturday morning “flirting and dancing with a blond” at the Darby Downstairs nightclub....so Eva did what the Jets have been trying to do with Sanchez all season long....Dump him!

'Good Morning America' Breaks 'Today' Winning Streak

"Good Morning America" has finally put an end to the sixteen-year winning streak at "Today." It beat the rival NBC News program by 13,000 viewers last week, according to Nielsen numbers...I'm certain GMA's victory had less to do with winning viewers, and more to do with 13,000 Today Show fans falling asleep while watching Ann Curry!

My Response to Ashley Judd's Letter

Let me get right to it...

I'm going to need Ashley Judd to shut the f*ck up! Yes, I said, SHUT THE F*CK UP! This is what everyone would like to say, but they are afraid she will write another long diatribe about how awful everyone is treating her. Here's a 43 year old celebrity who has reaped the benefits of media coverage, whether good or bad, and has managed to sustain longevity in a field that is largely based on looks as much as skill. Now, she is crying foul over a few negative tweets about her "puffy cheeks".

Ashley Judd took to 'The Daily Beast' to berate anyone who had something negative to say about her recent appearance on a Canadian talk show. The well written peace turned a few cyber discussions about Judd's less than perfect appearance, into a lecture on body image and the degradation of female sexuality. Well, honestly those are important social issues to address, and could lead to some great dialogue, after we handle the economy, poverty, etc. However, there are a few important questions we should ask ourselves. Let's see, did Ashley Judd write this letter 20 years ago, when she was being praised for her stunning looks? Did Ashley Judd write this letter when her own sister, Wynonna Judd, was being ridiculed and torn apart for not being as beautiful as Ashley? Did Ashley even come out in support of Tyra Banks being called fat, for an unflattering swim suit picture in the tabloids? Oh, how about just last week when Jessica Simpson was called "very fat" by a well known doctor on the Today Show? The answer to all of those questions is NO. You see, Ashley Judd doesn't exactly have our best interests at heart after all, ladies. Ashley Judd is only concerned with making Ashley Judd feel good for not receiving the positive press about her looks, that she's grown accustomed to receiving.

This double cheek actress, who starred in such films as, Double Jeopardy, wants the media to get their act together in regards to body image, when she really should just hit a treadmill. Look, I get what Ashley Judd was trying to accomplish with her letter, but I can't help but think how wonderful it would've been to see her take a stance when she was a perfect 10...not when she’s 10 pounds overweight! 'That's What She Said'

Chaz Bono Booted From DWTS

Chaz Bono was eliminated from "Dancing With the Stars" last night, and he had this to say to his critics, "I wanted to show America a different kind of man."....You succeeded, you showed us that men can not only be big pussies, but also have one!

Nancy Grace Farts On Live TV

Nancy Grace cut the cheese instead of the rug on Dancing With The Stars this week.....proving that she is full of shit in more ways than one!

Nancy Graces Audience With a Nipple

After trotting around the 'Dancing With the Stars' dance floor for her weekly performance, Nancy Grace appeared on screen with her nipple popping out of her dress....so that's where Caylee Anthony's been!

Nancy Grace Joining Dancing with the Stars

ABC has officially announced that Nancy Grace will be apart of the new cast of Dancing with the Stars....The Michael Jackson trial has been saved by the waltz!

Chris Brown Apologizes for Meltdown

Chris Brown reached out to ABC and Robin Roberts, to apologize for smashing their studio window with a chair yesterday. Chris is still scheduled to perform on ABC’s Dancing With The Stars next Tuesday, but he may still face punishment for violating his probation....Uh oh, good thing he's getting practice with taking off his shirt, he'll be doing a lot of that in jail!

The New Cast of Dancing With The Stars Announced

The new cast of the hit show, Dancing with the Stars, was revealed during last night’s episode of The Bachelor.
So without further ado, here is your lineup for the 2011 season:

Sugar Ray Leonard
Hines Ward
Ralph Macchio
Chris Jericho
Lil’ Romeo
Kendra Wilkinson
Kirstie Alley
Wendy Williams
Chelsea Kane
Petra Nemcova
Mike Catherwood

I bet we're all wondering the same thing...which lady will Wendy Williams dance with?!

Jimmy Kimmel Gets a Promotion

Beginning February 4, ABC is moving the start time of Jimmy Kimmel Live to midnight, a promise made to host Jimmy Kimmel in 2010...and my decision to not watch will not move!

Hey Bristol....You Lose!

Bristol Palin didn't win Dancing With The Stars, but she should have won something for being the first person to make it to the final 3 in a dancing competition, without losing a stitch of weight...now that's an amazing feat!

Ron Artest is Interview Gold

Congrats to the L.A. Lakers on winning quote NBA Championship, and thanks to Ron Artest for a winning interview, "I want to thank my psychiatrist, she really helped me relax a lot. Thank you so much. It's so difficult to play. There's so much emotion going on in the playoffs, and she helped me relax. I thank her so much."....Wow, sounds like she did a hell of a blow job, I mean job!

Desperate Times

Former Desperate Housewives star, Nicollette Sheridan, is pressing charges against the show's creator/writor. The actress is alleging that she was hit in the head, and slapped when she questioned the script, then her character was killed off after she complained about the abuse to ABC executives.....Damn, would the creator of the show happen to be Ike Turner?

ABC Failed

Due to failed negotiations between ABC and Cablevision, my New York friends were without ABC for most of Sunday. I got really nervous about this, as The Oprah Show airs on ABC, so I decided to keep them updated on Oprah's whereabouts while ABC was dark....she looks like she was having a good time!

Lambert's Kiss

ABC received over 1,500 complaints after Adam Lambert's performance at the AMA's. The performance had simulated oral sex, bad vocals and Adam kissing a dancer. I didn't find it to be a big deal...it's not the first time I've seen females kiss on TV!

DOA

ABC decided to cancel Kathy Griffin's Let's Dance, which was set to air for a 5 week run, beginning on November 23rd. Griffin was replaced with the reality show Find My Family.....I guess the focus groups felt that face would be more appropriate for a Halloween special!

Rihanna Speaks

During an interview with 20/20, Rihanna, had this to say "I’d like to be in a great place in both my personal life and my career. I still want to be doing what I love. Whatever that is in 10 years, I don’t know."....How about telling us what it is you do now?

Swine Flu Run Amuck

word has it that shooting of Desperate Housewives, has been halted after learning that Teri Hatcher has come down with the swine flu H1N1 virus.....That will teach her to stage a kiss with this gay guy!

Dancing With The Jacksons

It's being reported that both Jermaine and Latoya Jackson are interested in joining the next season of Dancing With The Stars.....If DWTS is putting these two under hot lights, they better hire some NBA towel boys to wipe up. Between her face and that ink in his head....they may cause an oil slick!