Lindsay Lohan's Lifeless Portrayal of Elizabeth Taylor

Lindsay Lohan’s much-anticipated turn as Hollywood icon Elizabeth Taylor in 'Liz & Dick', premiered last night on Lifetime....and after viewing it, dying is now the 2nd worst thing to happen to Liz Taylor in the last 2 years!

Lindsay Lohan Will Do Elizabeth Taylor

The Hollywood Reporter is reporting that Lindsay Lohan might play the late Elizabeth Taylor in a Lifetime television movie.....Makes sense, as both their acting careers are dead!

Give Me Money

Michael Jackson's dermatologist, Dr. Klein is suing the late singer's estate for payment. The doctor released this statement, "As anyone can see from viewing This Is It, Michael Jackson looked great, and this was due, in part, to my hard work and dedication.".....Clearly, by "looked great" he means he made Elizabeth Taylor look like a dancing machine!