Maria Shriver Gets Parking Ticket

TMZ reports that a meter maid gave Maria Shriver a parking ticket in Brentwood over the weekend...I bet she's REAL tired of these maids f*ckin' up her life!

The Cheatanator

So the apocalypse didn't happen over the weekend.....I bet Arnold Schwarzenegger wishes he would have waited!

Schwarznegger Has Illegitimate Child

Arnold Schwarzenegger has admitted to fathering an illegitimate son with his maid, which has ruined his marriage with Maria Shriver....Yet, playing Mr. Freeze in Batman is still the worst decision he's ever made!

Arnold Schwarzenegger Speaks

Former California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has released a statement regarding his separation from Maria Shriver. Arnold says, "there's no animosity or bad blood."....Yeah, he just wanted to start cheating on someone else!

Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver end marriage after 25 years

Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver released a statement announcing their separation after 25 years of marriage. The couple says, "they're both going through a time of great personal and professional transition." They may be separating, but something tells me.....He'll be back!