Kevin Federline's Brother Claims "I Am the True Father" of Britney Spears' Son

According to Radar Online, Kevin Federline's brother, Christopher Federline filed court papers claiming Britney Spears had stolen his credit card, made fun of his manhood, and threatened to go public with the fact that he is the real father of Spears' oldest son, Sean Preston....welp, she IS from a red state!

Britney Spears to Join The X Factor

Britney Spears has signed a $15 million dollar deal to become a judge and mentor on The X Factor... I'm not sold on her mentoring singers, but she can definitely give good advice on how to have the BEST celebrity meltdown!

Britney Saluted by Lady GaGa's Alter Ego

Lady Gaga presented Britney Spears with the Michael Jackson Video Vanguard Award....Clearly Gaga is also trying to present the idea of Karate Kid 3.....Ralph Macchio Gets Britney!

It's Britney Bitch

It's being reported that Britney Spears will be performing at the 53rd Annual Grammy Awards, in Los Angeles on Sunday, February 13th.....is she going to be awake this time?!?

Besties

It's being reported that, Britney Spears has been "talking a lot" with Mel Gibson recently, and lending him an ear to vent. Mel Gibson was also very supportive of Britney, during her emotional meltdown a few years ago....Sounds like these two have quite the personal history, gives a whole new meaning to her song "Hit Me Baby One More Time!"

Is Britney Losing It?

Heat Magazine is reporting that Britney Spears is going crazy...again. Hmmmm, going crazy looks a lot like a sneeze!

Bad Influence

According to an online poll, Miley Cyrus, has been voted the worst celebrity influence of 2009....Wait a minute, what happened to Britney Spears? Britney didn't just have one kid taken from her, but she had 2 kids taken from her care....even "Octomom" still has all her kids!

Board Feed Leaked

Check out this raw feed of Britney Spears, performing on tour. She has the number one song in the country, and tickets to her show are well over $100, yet nails screeching down a chalk board is a more tolerable sound!

Get This Girl's Mama on The Phone

Either she has a product placement deal going with Tampax, or her handlers like seeing her make a fool of herself.

You Left Something Behind

"Excuse me, is this yours? ooooh, that came out wrong, because of course it's yours, you paid for it right? Oh damn, I didn't mean to say it like that, sometimes I get nervous and things just fall out. I'm sorry, I didn't mean fall out, because you'll think i'm talking about your weave, I mean hair....OH DAMN"