Big Sean and Ariana Grande Have Broken Up

Ariana Grande and Big Sean’s reps exclusively confirm to Us the pair have split. Their reps released a joint statement saying, “They both deeply care for each other and remain close friends.”....Big Sean probably didn't want to go to Ariana's prom!

Orlando Bloom Throws Punch at Justin Bieber

Orlando Bloom threw a punch at Justin Bieber early Wednesday morning in Ibiza, after witnesses say the two had an argument over the actor's ex wife Miranda Kerr...I guess Orlando Bloom learned nothing from NFL star Ray Rice regarding hitting girls!

Justin Bieber Apologizes for Racist Joke

Justin Bieber has officially apologized after footage of a racist joke he told five years ago was made public. The pop star was filming his documentary 'Never Say Never' when he used the "N word" repeatedly to to tell a joke...his next film should be 'Never Say Nigger'

Justin Bieber Hooks up With Supermodel

Us Weekly is reporting that Justin Bieber had quite the experience at the Cannes Film Festival. The 20-year-old pop star hooked up with newly single Victoria's Secret model Adriana Lima...that's cute, I had no idea Adriana Lima was a lesbian!

Justin Bieber Fight to Prevent Jail Video

Justin Bieber and his attorney are fighting to prevent a video of the pop star urinating in a jail cell from being released....he doesn't want us to see his vagina!

Justin Bieber Arrested

The pop star was reportedly taken into police custody and booked for drag racing and being under the influence of an unknown substance....poor celebrity, may have to spend no more than one hour in jail!

Justin Bieber Gets Into Bloody Brawl

Justin Bieber spent the past weekend in the Hamptons which ended in a bloody brawl at a nightclub....poor thing, got his period!

Rolling Stone Causing Outrage

Boston bomber Jahar Tsarnaev is featured in the new issue of Rolling Stone magazine, which has outraged many people...honestly, I was more outraged when they put Justin Bieber on the cover!

Justin Bieber Spits in Man's Face

An Ohio man claims Justin Bieber confronted him inside a bar and spit in his face this weekend...so he's a spitter, I had him pegged as a swallower!

Keyshawn Johnson CHased Down Justin Bieber

Keshawn Johnson chased down Justin Bieber for speeding in his neighborhood last weekend. The ex-NFL star followed Justin's speeding Ferrari to confront him, but the pop star ran and hid in a house until police arrived...I'm a belieber he would've kicked Justin's ass!

Justin Bieber Fans Cutting Themselves to Show Support

Justin Bieber's fan base has not taken the news of the pop star's marijuana use lightly, and have decided to tweet pictures cutting themselves in an effort to get Bieber to quit smoking weed, using the hashtag #CuttingForBieber on Twitter...so now listening to his music is the second worse thing they've ever done!

Justin Bieber Smokes Weed

Justin Bieber caused a media frenzy, and outraged parents after photos leaked of the teen pop star clutching a blunt at a big party inside a Newport Beach hotel room last week...I'm mad too, because you know he has the good stuff, when I was still trying oregano at his age!

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Split

Selena Gomez, 20, and Justin Bieber, 18, split. The split comes after reports surfaced of the teen heartthrob getting cozy with Victoria’s Secret models, during the VS Fashion Show this week....they were truly my favorite lesbian couple!

Justin Bieber Vomits On Stage

Justin Bieber premiered his "Believe" tour as scheduled last night in Arizona, but the pop star vomited during the middle of a dance routine...awww, even he has Bieber Fever!

Woman Sues Justin Bieber for Hearing Loss

Stacey Wilson Betts from Oregon, has filed a lawsuit against pop star Justin Bieber for $9.2 million. Betts says 2 years ago she suffered permanent hearing loss two years ago, after Bieber enticed fans at a concert into a "frenzy of screams" by waving his arms, and the sound exceeded safe decibel levels....I hope she lose due to her choice of music when she had hearing!

Blanket Isn't Feeling Justin Beiber

Justin Bieber was excited to meet Michael Jackson's kids at a recent NBA game, but it looks like Blanket had other thoughts...Who the f*ck are you?...I thought I was the only boy who looks like a girl around here!

Justin Bieber Beats Michael Jackson

Justin Bieber's 'Never Say Never' has out grossed Michael Jackson's 'This Is It' film, becoming the most successful domestic concert film ever. Bieber's movie has taken in $72.2 Million....Something tells me MJ wouldn’t have a problem with this young boy "beating" him!

Usher's Performs With His Protegee

Oh look, Usher! Dressed as a blue "Rhythm Nation" dancer, the singer brought out Rachel Maddow to explain how they met! It was touching!