Angelina Jolie Gets Double Mastectomy

Angelina Jolie is sharing with the world that she underwent a double mastectomy. The "Tomb Raider" star was informed by her doctor that she carried the genetic mutation that increased her risk of getting breast cancer by 87%....just when the public was starting to stay awake during Jennifer Aniston films, Angelina raises the stakes!

Brad Pitt Says Angelina Jolie Has Funky Breath

In honor of Valentines Day, Brad Pitt gave his wife, Angelina Jolie breath mints. The World War Z actor, said that the pair often joke about how bad her breath smells...yet, another strike against Jennifer Aniston...your husband left you for a broad with stank ass breath!

Jennifer Aniston is Engaged

Jennifer Aniston’s representatives announced that the 43-year-old star was engaged Friday to screenwriter and actor Justin Theroux. Theroux popped the question on his birthday...congratulations! Their future should be filled with love, loyalty, and as Brad Pitt revealed....boredom!

Brad Pitt Hated Being Married to Jennifer Anniston

Brad Pitt recently spoke out on his marriage to Jennifer Aniston to Parade Magazine. Among many things, the actor said, "I think I was pretending the marriage was something that it wasn’t."....Much like what the media does with her movies!

Kim Kardashian and John Mayer Hit The Town

The New York Post reported that Kardashian, who turned 30 last week, and John Mayer, 33, recently hit the town together in NYC. Although they brought pals along, the duo wanted "to see if they would hit it off.".....or inspire John's new hit, "Her Body is a Wasteland!"

Let's Go Dancing

Sexy guitar man, John Mayer, had this to say about straight men and gay bars, “If you are a straight man in life and you haven’t gone to a gay bar, you haven’t really danced." Um, John, I got news for you...if you're a man in life concerned with going dancing....You aint so straight!

Yawn!

Jennifer Anniston's movie career is taking a nose dive much like her love life these days. Her new film Management only raked in 378,000 last weekend...Which is also the number of times I've fallen asleep while attempting to be interested in her career!