Angelina Jolie Has Ovaries Removed

After having a mastectomy over a year ago, Angelina Jolie has elected to have her ovaries and fallopian tubes removed as well for preventative cancer measures....It's like Bruce Jenner and Angelina Jolie are getting ready for an episode of Wife Swap!

Robin Roberts Comes Out of the Closet

Good Morning America host and Cancer survivor, Robin Roberts, announced she's been in a gay relationship for 10 yrs...somewhere Michael Douglas is saying "see, I told ya"

Michael Douglas Blames Oral Sex For His Throat Cancer

Michael Douglas says in an interview with "The Guardian" newspaper that his throat cancer came from performing oral sex on women...damn, how bad is Catherine Zeta-Jones' p*ssy that he has to use that sort of excuse not to go down on her anymore?!

Lance Armstrong to Speak With Oprah Winfrey on Doping Scandal

Oprah Winfrey will interview cyclist Lance Armstrong for "Oprah's Next Chapter" on Jan. 17....so even if he confess to cheating, no one will see it!

Aretha Franklin Diagnosed With Cancer

The National Enquirer reports that famed singer Aretha Franklin has incurable pancreatic cancer. The illness required Aretha to undergo emergency surgery last week....Wow, this is sad news. I hope the Queen of Soul makes it through. On the bright side, she's finally found a diet that will work!

Two Thumbs Up

Props to film critic Roger Ebert. He may look like a Foodsaver bag, but I'm very moved and applaud his bravery!