Is Lionel Richie Khloe Kardashian's real father?

It's being reported by In Touch magazine that Khloe Kardashian's real father is none other than Lionel Richie. An Insider told the magazine that Kris Jenner enjoyed a fling with Lionel, while still married to Robert Kardashian. The Insider went on to say, "They had a sexual affair - and he bragged about it."...I wonder if his first words to Khloe will be, "Hello, is it me you're looking for?"

Sales Slump

Nicole Richie, seen with her family on the cover of People magazine, gave the magazine its worst-selling issue of the year, barely selling 1 million copies. This comes after People magazine experienced their best-selling issue with, Jaycee Dugard on the cover....Hmmm, let's see. It's not the Balloon Boy, because everyone was talking about that. I don't think it was the King of Pop, because his music is back in the Billboard top 10, and who doesn't want to read about "alcoholic moms'.....Wouldn't be that ugly ass kid she's holding, would it? Looking like a character from the movie Coneheads!