Terrell Owens Released by Seattle Seahawks

Terrell Owens’ NFL return lasted less than three weeks. Owens was released by the Seattle Seahawks on Sunday, after dropping passes in a couple of pre-season games. The 38-year-old posted a message on his Twitter account saying, “I’m no longer a Seahawk. I THANK the organization 4 the opportunity, I’m truly blessed beyond belief. My FAITH is intact & will NOT waiver.”...Hopefully, he'll be able to team up with his good friend Ochocinco at Friendly's!

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The Seattle Seahawks has signed wide receiver Terrell Owens to a one-year contract of $1 million dollars. Owens had a very impressive workout Monday, running the 40 in 4.45 seconds...which he's use to doing for the bill collectors!

Terrell Owens Televised Workout a Bust

Terrell Owens went through a televised workout Tuesday at Calabasas High School in California, designed to show NFL teams that the veteran wide receiver is ready for game action again. There was only one problem, not one NFL team showed up.....Damn, the T.NO Show!

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The T.O. Show, starring Terrell Owens, is coming back to VH1 for a second season, due to high ratings, or due to not having shit else to air...whatever you choose to believe. However, if VH1 is looking to save money on production....just air this photo for 30 minutes. I know it would mark the one time in my life when I'm guaranteed to win a stare off competition!