Terrell Owens...Stalker?

Terrell Owens was confronted by the LAPD around 4:30 AM Friday morning, after cops received a call that he'd been banging on a woman's door for roughly 3 hours and refused to leave...why doesn't this happen to ME? He can bang on my door...and a few other things!

Terrell Owens Televised Workout a Bust

Terrell Owens went through a televised workout Tuesday at Calabasas High School in California, designed to show NFL teams that the veteran wide receiver is ready for game action again. There was only one problem, not one NFL team showed up.....Damn, the T.NO Show!

Praise The Lord

According to a recent article in USA Today, church attendance has declined since the recession. My advice to religious leaders who want to boost attendance....Hang up a better picture of Jesus. Something tells me attendance would go through the roof, if we had a lil' more to look forward to than some poorly dressed man who doesn't shave!

Tweet of the Week

Buffalo Bills wide receiver, Steve Johnson, was recently fined after he pulled up his jersey to reveal a t-shirt for Terrell Owens and Chad Ochocinco that said "Why so serious?" Steve is now in the headlines for a Twitter that he sent to God, after dropping what could have been the game winning pass, in an overtime game against the Pittsburgh Steelers...

Steve says: "I PRAISE YOU 24/7!!!!!! AND THIS HOW YOU DO ME!!!!! YOU EXPECT ME TO LEARN FROM THIS??? HOW???!!! ILL NEVER FORGET THIS!! EVER!!! THX THO"


Chalaire says: I sure hope God quickly set up a Twitter account and replied "Why So Serious?"

Ocho Uno

NFL wide receiver (and my baby daddy), Terrell Owens has signed a one year deal with the Cincinnati Bengals, totalling $4 million including incentives......Yeahhhh, T.O. found a new football home. No offense Buffalo Bills, but the receivers there can't catch a cold!

Rihanna Knows How To Pick Em'

According to Star Magazine, Rihanna's new boy toy, Matt Kemp, has an abusive past. Matt's ex-girlfriend, model/actress Felisha, told the magazine that Kemp stalked and threatened her, and has a history of FIGHTING WOMEN....Good to know, but I think Rihanna will be fine, she can take a punch...er bite!

Get Your Popcorn Ready

The T.O. Show, starring Terrell Owens, is coming back to VH1 for a second season, due to high ratings, or due to not having shit else to air...whatever you choose to believe. However, if VH1 is looking to save money on production....just air this photo for 30 minutes. I know it would mark the one time in my life when I'm guaranteed to win a stare off competition!

Praise The Lord

According to a recent article in USA Today, church attendance has declined since the recession. My advice to religious leaders who want to boost attendance....hang up a better picture of Jesus. Something tells me attendance would be through the roof if we had a lil' more to look at, than some poorly dressed man who doesn't shave!

Watch Your Back

Joanna Krupa, you better watch how you talk to my #1 crush Terrell Owens. Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, you're more athletic and stronger than I am, and would probably "perez hilton" me, but you better watch your back, because I will, um, I'll hide your mascara biatch!

Shout Out Time

Dear Twitter: At first I didn't get u, and didn't want to, but I think I'm having a change of heart, and i'll tell you why....One day a person can be a regular ole' football fan, cheering for their favorite receiver every Sunday, thinking to oneself "damn he could get it", but of course knowing it's impossible. Now, because of you my sweet Twitter, that regular ole' football fan could turn into a person who receives personalized tweet replies from their favorite receiver. Of course, I would never say who the hot, sexy, chocolate, six pack having receiver is, and i'm definitely not planning my "1st date" outfit, but I do want to say shout out to you Twitter, for getting me 1 step closer....lol,"That's What She Said"