Charlie Sheen HIV-Positive

It's being reported that Charlie Sheen has been HIV-positive for years and he will make this announcement on the Today Show tomorrow morning....he must've contracted it from a blood transfusion!

Matt Lauer Interviewed Chris Brown on Today

Congrats to the Today Show for making sure Matt Lauer wasn't the biggest asshole on the show for once!

Today Show Skips 9/11 Coverage for Kardashian Mom

NBC Today Show made an executive decision to air an interview with Kris Jenner talking about her breast implants, instead of honoring the victims of the 9/11 terrorist attacks. The move has caused many to boycott the struggling morning show....the terrorists have officially won!

Al Roker Calls Out His Co-Hosts on Live TV

This morning on the TODAY show, Al Roker took a shot at his co-workers on live TV in regards to Ann Curry being fired. The weatherman, and Savannah Guthrie looked on, as Matt Lauer told members of the USA gold medal-winning rowing team, that the tradition in New York is to throw a teammate in the Hudson River. Al Roker followed up with, "Which is different than our tradition, which is to throw one of us under the bus."...luckily, even after his surgery, he won't fit under one!

Al Roker Seemingly Calls Out Matt Lauer On The 'Today Show'

NBC Today Show To Dump Ann Curry

NBC News is eying to dump Ann Curry as co-host of the "Today" show with Matt Lauer, due to low ratings. New York Post has reported that the network is conducting a secret search for her replacement...I think Al Roker should replace Ann Curry as co-host...this will give them an opportunity to get a real weather man while they're at it!

'Good Morning America' Breaks 'Today' Winning Streak

"Good Morning America" has finally put an end to the sixteen-year winning streak at "Today." It beat the rival NBC News program by 13,000 viewers last week, according to Nielsen numbers...I'm certain GMA's victory had less to do with winning viewers, and more to do with 13,000 Today Show fans falling asleep while watching Ann Curry!

Chris Brown Sets Record

Chris Brown broke 'Today' show concert record with over 18,000 fans in attendance, breaking the previous record for biggest crowd ever of 12,000, held by Lady Gaga....Nice to see Chris Brown breaking something other than windows and faces!

Ann Curry Debuts as 'Today' Co-Host

A new pop culture quote comes to mind when I think of Ann Curry replacing Meredith Vieira, as the new Today show co-host.....She's a "Non-Mutha F*ckin Factor!"

Toss to the Douche Bag

Kanye West was recently quoted as saying "I'm not a good celebrity." Well, after watching his interview with Matt Lauer this morning on the Today Show..Finally, there's an award that Kanye he and MTV agree on!

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23 Going On 100

23 year old Lindsay Lohan, looks like her next birthday shout out will come from Willard Scott on The Today Show!

Hollywood's Accessory Gone Bad

Anita Tedaldi, adopted a black baby, but later returned the child because she felt they were not connecting....not connecting? Did she not buy enough hot sauce?...What The f%*k! I wonder if she only gets a store credit, since it's over 30 days!

Mariah Cancels

Mariah Scary has cancelled her August 28th concert appearance on the Today Show. No reason was given for the abrupt cancellation, but after viewing her latest performance from America's Got Talent, I'm guessing the reason is ....WACKNESS! Apparently, the singer didn't realize she was on a show that had the word "talent" in its title!

Al Roker's Not a Joke

Speidi paid a visit to the Today Show this morning, while Matt Lauer was apparently still dropping the kids off at the pool. No worries, weatherman Al Roker stepped up, and it was quite amusing. The couple later admitted to Ryan Seacrest that the weatherman made Heidi cry....I wonder if it was because he finally predicted the weather!