Bristol Palin is Dating Who?

The National Enquirer is reporting that Bristol Palin is dating Disney actor, Kyle Massey. The two met while filming Dancing with the Stars...A high school drop out, baby mama at 17, and now a negro lover....looks like Sarah Palin's tea party is now a kool-aid party!

Bristol Palin's New Look

There's something about Bristol Palin that looks different, since leaving Dancing With the Stars....I just can't put my nose on it!

Hey Bristol....You Lose!

Bristol Palin didn't win Dancing With The Stars, but she should have won something for being the first person to make it to the final 3 in a dancing competition, without losing a stitch of weight...now that's an amazing feat!

Sarah Palin's Kids Say The Darndest Things

Sarah Palin’s 16-year-old daughter, Willow, used homophobic slurs to attack a Facebook user who said her mother’s reality TV show was failing. The Palin kid posted, "Haha your so gay. I have no idea who you are, But what I’ve seen pictures of, your disgusting. My sister had a kid and is still hot. Your such a faggot."....Well, unlike her mother, at least the words she chooses to use are actually in the dictionary!

Dancing With The Stars New Line-Up

The full list of contestant's for the upcoming season of Dancing With The Stars has been released…

- DAVID HASSELHOFF
- MICHAEL BOLTON
- RICK FOX
- BRANDY
- FLORENCE HENDERSON
- THE SITUATION
- JENNIFER GREY
- MARGARET CHO
- BRISTOL PALIN
- AUDRINA PARTRIDGE
- KURT WARNER
- KYLE MASSEY

Clearly, there is a star strike going on in hollywood, as the show should now be titled, DWRP....Dancing With Random People!

Dysfunctional Engagement

Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston are back together, and now engaged to get married. Bristol vows no more sex until marriage....Sounds like Bristol has already gotten the rules of marriage down....Have a baby then stop having sex!