Naomi Capbell Presents The Bald Facts

Supermodel Naomi Campbell was seen climbing onto a luxury yacht in Ibiza where she was vacationing with boyfriend Vladislav Doronin earlier in the week, and her hairline, or lack there of made an appearance...Naomi's attitude is so bad that her hair doesn't even want to be around her!

Hip Hop DJ Caught Having Oral Sex With a Man

Hot 97 radio personality, Mister Cee also known as "The Finisher", was arrested and charged with public lewdness last week. The popular DJ was caught with his pants down, while receiving oral sex from 20 year old transvestite, Lawrence Campbell, who doesn't look like a woman AT ALL....Hmmm, sounds like "The Finisher" should change his name to Finish-him!

Naomi Campbell Has a Role Model

Naomi Campbell told Bravo's Andy Cohen that she's a big fan of the Real Housewives of New Jersey. The model went on to say that Teresa Giudice, who recently filed for bankruptcy is a role model because she's, "A mother, businesswoman, with a clean house.".....Hey dumb ass, her house is clean because it went into foreclosure!

Naomi Campbell Receives Tax Lien from IRS

Naomi Campbell is delinquent on her federal taxes. The British supermodel owes the government 63,487 in back taxes.....ooooh, that can't be good, especially when it looks like the IRS is making her pay it back in hair edges!

Cruella Deville Speaks

Naomi Campbell took time out of her busy schedule of beating on people, to remember Michael Jackson....

I grew up with Michael Jackson, he was a good friend and the most exciting and innovative entertainer to have lived. No artist has connected to their audience like Michael and no one will ever be able to match what he has achieved. He gave back to people through his charity work and was an amazing father and human being."