Now That's "Scarey"

If that dress could give off smoke signals, I believe it would be SOS!

Celebration Time

Nick Cannon celebrated his 29th birthday last week in Las Vegas, and his wife Mariah Carey presented him a cake with a very personal message:

"Happy Birthday DJ Sex Fingers — Love, M.C.C."......
Ewwwwww, PETA should fine him for doing sick things with potbelly pigs!

Preggers, or Big Mac?

Rumor has it that Scary Carey is Pregnant....Looking at this recent photo, she's either pregnant, or nine months overdue on a tummy tuck!

Smell Scary Like Carey

Mariah Scary was at Macy's in NYC yesterday promoting her new fragrance Forever...Ironically, that's exactly how long it's taking her to lose weight!