Round as a Pound

The sad part is....she's already wearing spanx!

Rihanna Opens Up

Rihanna opened the American Music Awards last night with a medley of songs, this photo was taken at the rehearsal....Thank goodness she decided to go without the Huggies Pull-Ups training pants for the actual show!

Miley Cyrus' Tough Decision

Miley Cyrus decided not to perform her cover of Bret Michaels' 'Every Rose Has Its Thorn' at the American Music Awards last night. This decision came in the wake of reports of an alleged affair between her mother and the rocker...yeah, that would've been a bit awkward considering her parents are divorcing because Bret's "thorn" was in her mother's "rose"!

Corn Flake Face

Adam Lambert admits to having bad acne in a recent interview...looks like he's beyond an acne problem, he may want to get his face tested for gonorrhea!

New Couple Alert

Entertainment Tonight is reporting that Janet Jackson and actor, Colin Farrell are a couple. The pair was seen sitting side by side in a cozy booth at the Beverly Hills Hotel.....Wow, I guess it really is over for Janet and Jermaine....must have gotten tired of strapping and unstrapping his little ass into his car seat!

I Can See You Think

Music producer, Timberland, is pictured sharing the stage with R&B singer Soshy....Am I the only one that see------>this, when looking at Timberland's head?

Vintage Janet

Janet opened the AMA's last night with a medley of her classic hits.....Janet, I know you miss your brother, but you don't have to prove it by getting his Captain EO suit all sweaty!

Jennifer Lopez Bites It

I thought Rihanna had the worst performance of the night, until Jlo fell on her 40 year old ass. As big as her butt is....if you didn't see it, I'm sure you heard it. In the words of rapper Flo-rida..."Shawty got low low low low!" 2:40

Who?

In a strange turn of events for the AMA's, a random group named Gloriana won "Breakthrough Artist of the Year"...yeah, you're definitely "breakthrough" when Wikipedia is asking people who you are!

Big Winner

Taylor Swift won 5 American Music Awards, beating out Michael Jackson for Artist of the Year.....Damn, if I can only get Kanye West to say my blog sucks!

Mary J Blige Sings

Mary J Blige had a great performance, but with that new hair...I thought she was one of the Real Housewives of Atlanta getting ready to bless the audience with Don't be Tardy for the Party"

Still Breaking Records

At first I was a little miffed at the AMA's for awarding Michael Jackson last night, until I learned that he is the biggest selling artist this year. Not to mention, it was nice to see Jermaine Jackson give his first and last winner's speech of his career!

Red Carpet Glamour

I really hope my mother got a big payday for selling my 5th grade arts & craft project to Rihanna!

American Idol Winners Take Over

Several American Idol alums will perform on the American Music Awards this year....Like most reunions, the pretty girl that use to have it all, will show up looking like she lives next door to a Dunkin Donuts!

AMA Nominates MJ

Michael Jackson received 5 posthumous nominations from the 2009 American Music Award committee. The nominations have the music world abuzz, which has led people to ask if MJ deserve the nods. Jackson's nominations include the highly-coveted Artist Of The Year.....You know you're in America when people care more about the merits of an AMA nomination, than the merits of a Nobel Peace Prize Winner! "That's What She Said"