Eva Longoria and Mark Sanchez Split

NY Jets Quarterback Mark Sanchez and Eva Longoria have called it quits. The split comes after NYC tabloid papers reported that Mark Sanchez spent early Saturday morning “flirting and dancing with a blond” at the Darby Downstairs nightclub....so Eva did what the Jets have been trying to do with Sanchez all season long....Dump him!

Mark Sanchez; NY Jets New QB

Which only means one thing for his new team-mates......Rosetta Stone for Christmas amigos!