Eva Longoria and Mark Sanchez Split

NY Jets Quarterback Mark Sanchez and Eva Longoria have called it quits. The split comes after NYC tabloid papers reported that Mark Sanchez spent early Saturday morning “flirting and dancing with a blond” at the Darby Downstairs nightclub....so Eva did what the Jets have been trying to do with Sanchez all season long....Dump him!

Eva Longoria's New Look

Um, did Tony Parker pack the make-up artist when he left?!?!

Eva and Tony File For Divorce

Eva Longoria and Tony Parker have filed for divorce separately, after Tony was caught having an affair with their mutual friend. It's being reported that more women are coming forward. Eva once boasted that "her man had only one sexual partner prior to their coupling".....Ha, talk about saving yourself for marriage!

Veiny face

Teri Hatcher posted these photos on her Facebook page to prove that she has wrinkles and doesn't use Botox anymore.....Perfect, now I don't have to buy Halloween decorations this year!

Swine Flu Run Amuck

word has it that shooting of Desperate Housewives, has been halted after learning that Teri Hatcher has come down with the swine flu H1N1 virus.....That will teach her to stage a kiss with this gay guy!