Lindsay Threatens Her Dad

Lindsay Lohan sent a threatening cease and desist letter to her father in order for him to stop selling her stuff.....Unlike the drug dealers who will never receive cease and desist letters for selling her stuff!

She's Baaaack Bitches

Lindsay Lohan was released from her rehab/jail sentence yesterday afternoon. The actress is home free.....Well, this is great news for our country's unemployment rate, drug dealers are back to work!

Lindsay Lohan's Teased in Lockup

According to former inmate Cheryl Presser, who was recently released from Lynwood Correctional Facility, Lindsay was put in isolation because of constant teasing from other inmates. The former inmate explains, "They would chant "firecrotch" which caused her to have a hysterical fit, crying, shivering in bed, and covering her face with her hands."....Crying and shivering in bed? Sounds like the detoxing part is working!

Jail Bait

Lindsay Lohan is officially an inmate at the Century Regional Detention Facility. The 24-year-old actress was arrested and booked yesterday, around 10am, and was sentenced to 90 days in jail, but will likely leave early because of overcrowding.....Geez, orange sure is a difficult color for anyone to pull off, even with newly pumped up lips!